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Boyfriend Ready To Take Relationship To Previous Level theonion.com/boyfriend-ready-to-take-relationship-…

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JD Vance Cries In Bathroom After Trump Uses ‘Piggy’ Nickname On Someone Else
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Huge Quantities Of Primo Shit Incinerated By Feds theonion.com/huge-quantities-of-primo-shit-inciner…

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Exhausted Stable Boy Clearly Just Going Through Motions Of Tearing Open Bodice theonion.com/exhausted-stable-boy-clearly-just-goi…

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Holiday Cooking For One theonion.com/holiday-cooking-for-one/

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Pentagon Blames Venezuela For Flow Of Drugs Into Kash Patel theonion.com/pentagon-blames-venezuela-for-flow-of…

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RFK Jr.: ‘The President Having Sex With Children Is Fine From A Purely Nutritional Standpoint’ theonion.com/rfk-jr-the-president-having-sex-with-…

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Megyn Kelly Anxiously Waits For Everyone Else To Start Condoning Pedophilia Too theonion.com/megyn-kelly-anxiously-waits-for-every…

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Trump Imposes 100% Tax On Movies Where Slaves Escape theonion.com/trump-imposes-100-tax-on-movies-where…

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Report: Oyster Cracker–Wise, Nation Doing Pretty Good theonion.com/report-oyster-cracker-wise-nation-doi…

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