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New Eras Tour Docuseries Offers Rare Look At Taylor Swift theonion.com/new-eras-tour-docuseries-offers-rare-…

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Frustrated Trump Struggling To Find Any Infrastructure Left In Indiana To Destroy theonion.com/frustrated-trump-struggling-to-find-a…

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Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
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Trump Blames High Prices On The Price theonion.com/trump-blames-high-prices-on-the-price…

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Trump Calls Groceries ‘A Hoax’ theonion.com/trump-calls-groceries-a-hoax/

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Study Finds 80% Of Americans Lack Social Connections To Pull Off Heist theonion.com/study-finds-80-of-americans-lack-soci…

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White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross theonion.com/white-house-begins-christmas-season-w…

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Man Humiliates Himself At Holiday Party By Telling Coworkers He Appreciates Them theonion.com/man-humiliates-himself-at-holiday-par…

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New Poll Finds 86 Percent Of Americans Don't Want To Have A Country Anymore theonion.com/new-poll-finds-86-percent-of-american…

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