Mitch - Colin, cover my escape! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Mitch - The treasure is on the same planet as Colin AND Stabby Barf Pain? What are the odds?

Candace - I'm the girl who brought you down twice already. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Jeremy Johnson - Well, as a matter of fact, I object to this union. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Donald Duck - (After his giant hat lands on Mickey's clubhouse) Well THIS is embarrassing.

Thomas and his Friends having fun at the beach

Donald Duck - (After getting piled on by the closet junk) You know, this is just ridiculous.

Applejack - (Half-crazed, pulling two fillies close) And kick out my own family?! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Applejack - I’m popular, Twilight. I’m popular and I don’t like it one bit! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Rarity - Because! Nopony likes me anymore! They’re boycotting me! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Stallion #4 - Wow. You’re WAY different from the Fluttershy in the book. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Starlight Glimmer - Are you attacking my friend because you want to be in a book? (READ DESCRIPTION)

Shaggy - (Laughs) Like, nice try, Scrappy! (Runs into the painting) (READ DESCRIPTION)

Shaggy - Like, watch your (He and Scooby fall) STE-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-EP!!! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Shaggy - Zoinks! Don’t look now, Scoob, but we’ve got a can-can stowaway. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Shaggy - Zoinks! I’ve heard of double doors, but this is ridiculous! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Shaggy - Like, this whole thing’s a pipe dream! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Shaggy - Like, abandon bathtub! Women and cowards first! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Shaggy - Well he scares ME, Scrappy, let’s get outta here! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Scrappy-Doo - The guidebook says, (Gets pulled in) THERE ARE A LOT OF PLACES TO SEE IN PARIS!

Clown - I knew I should've gotten the down payment on the elephants. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Phineas - Why, if I had a nickel for every time you did something nice for me... (READ DESCRIPTION)

Isabella & Irving - (Sighing happily in tears) (READ DESCRIPTION)

Lawerence - (Walking offscreen) Triangular bubbles? How'd they ever do that? (READ DESCRIPTION)

Doofenshmirtz - Okay, maybe the-inator name wasn't the problem. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Balthazar - Can I have your autograph? (READ DESCRIPTION)

Isabella - Hm, I have to talk to her about her exits. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Phineas - But hey, where's Ferb? (READ DESCRIPTION)

Mrs. Puff - (Crying as she is taken away by the ambulance) (READ DESCRIPTION)

Mrs. Puff - (Deep voice) Oh, SpongeBob, WHYYYYYYYYYY?! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Patrick - WHAT?!! (Runs out of SpongeBob's house and back under his rock, crying) (READ DESCRIPTION)

Patrick - Freeze, mister! (SpongeBob stops) Big toe. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Patrick - Uh-oh, here comes Mrs. Puff! Act natural. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Patrick - TESTING! (Screams) TES-TE—...DO YOU READ?!?!?! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Patrick - What's pink and square at the same time? (READ DESCRIPTION)

Mrs. Puff - (Deep voice) Oh, SpongeBob, why? (READ DESCRIPTION)

Fowlmouth - (To the audience) See? The girls just can't dadgum resist me. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Shirley the Loon - (Laughing at a naked Dizzy) (READ DESCRIPTION)

Shirley the Loon - Why the bummer vibes, Dizzy? (READ DESCRIPTION)

Fifi La Fume - (Follows Johnny Pew to the Acme Resort Hotel) I am coming to you! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Shirley the Loon - (Turns Fowlmouth into a volleyball) Like, go bowl for dollars. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Buster Bunny - (To the audience) I do this water thing to Babsy throughout the entire video.

Major Monogram - I really don't look good in the vertical aspect ratio. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Stacy Hirano - Donnie Do-Good is on the job! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Doofenshmirtz - You've been double-trapped by Dr. D. Squared. Yeah, that's still not right.

Candace - Did I hear "Phineas and Ferb"? (READ DESCRIPTION)

Candace - I don't see anything over here that wasn't over there. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Stacy Hirano - Oh, no! Candace can't see him in agent mode! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Major Monogram - "Why do I think he's evil". Have you ever even watched this show?!

Stacy Hirano - Free shrimp. It's a perk. (Swallows one, does her dolphin imitation again)

Candace - Ha! I forgot how strangely impressive you are at very specific animal sounds.

Lightning McQueen - Well, you know, because Thunder always comes after... Lightning!

Not Chuck - (Offscreen) AND MY NAME IS NOT CHUCK!!! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Not Chuck - YOU FOOL! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Not Chuck - YOU NEED TIRES, YOU IDIOT!!! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Pinkie Pie - YOU’VE KNOWN ME FOR YEARS!! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Pinkie Pie - Aw, that’s too bad. (Everypony laughs) Wait. That wasn’t even funny. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Starlight Glimmer - Go ahead. I’m gonna have a chat with these two. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Owlette, Gekko & Lilyfay - ‘Cause in the night, Pirate Robot saved the day! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Lilyfay - What a cosmic dream! (READ DESCRIPTION)