Daffy Duck - I lied. It WAS aliens. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Daffy Duck - You can’t go in there! It’s a death sentence! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Daffy Duck - Animal Control, there’s a monster in my house who’s trying to kill me.

Daffy Duck - (Screams) NOT MY RECLINER! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Daffy Duck - Wait! Why are we talking about cheering aids?! Is this your dog or not?!

Tweety - I tawt I taw a Tasmanian Devil! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Bugs Bunny - Oh, brother. Forget the clog, what she really needs is a hearing aid.

Gary the Snail - (Roaring like a lion) (READ DESCRIPTION)

SpongeBob - DOESN'T ANYBODY KNOW HOW TO TIE A KNOT?! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Painty the Pirate - Arr, I be just a paintin' of a head. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Eel - Well, I would, but, sadly, I am only an eel. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Mr. Krabs - I don’t wear shoes. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Harold - Oh, yeah, we are definitely out of here. (READ DESCRIPTION)

SpongeBob - (Starts to tear up) I've failed. My career is over. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Squidward - It's Sponge... (Burps) ...Bob's fault!

Patrick - Hey, SpongeBob... You're shorter. Have you been dieting? (READ DESCRIPTION)

SpongeBob - 'Cause I'm ready! I'm... read... (Takes a step and trips) ...y! (READ DESCRIPTION)

SpongeBob - That's... "knot" right. (Laughs nervously) Get it? (READ DESCRIPTION)

Daisy Duck - Somebody, stop…that…baby! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Baby Von Drake - (Crying) (2) (READ DESCRIPTION)

Baby Von Drake - (Crying) (READ DESCRIPTION)

Donald Duck - Follow that puppy! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Daisy Duck - Quackers! We better do it before Baby Von Drake breaks the Surprise Switch!

Daisy Duck - Quackers! No one here speaks “Ga-Ga, Goo-Goo”. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Gordon's Driver - You're a very naughty engine! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Gordon - I'll be dirty and late! Dirty and late! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Thomas - Hello, Gordon! You look as if you've had a mud bath. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Gil - Uh-oh. (Gets blown around again) (READ DESCRIPTION)

Photographer - Say “fabulous!” (READ DESCRIPTION)

The Hairball - Fabulous! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Deema - THAT’S a long line! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Gil - Uh-oh. (Gets flown around) (READ DESCRIPTION)

Deema - You never been to a hair salon? (The Hairball shakes his head sadly) (READ DESCRIPTION)

Molly - Use your hairnet! (READ DESCRIPTION)

The Hairball - You’ll never get me up “hair”. (Laughs) (READ DESCRIPTION)

Deema - Your hair! Your beautiful hair! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Molly, Goby & Deema - Uh-oh. (Hairball gives Goby green hair)

The Hairball - Hair today, gone tomorrow. (Cackles, then flees) (READ DESCRIPTION)

Deema - Fabulous! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Deema - Bald as a fish! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Gil - Maybe I should put it on a higher setting. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Nonny - I got a ham sandwich and… an ice cream comb? (READ DESCRIPTION)

Deema - (To the camera) Bald as a fish. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Miss Jenny - (Screams in horror at the long line of customers) Oh…my goodness! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Mr. Grouper - Hey. Who let those turkeys in here? (READ DESCRIPTION)

Gil - (Pulling on the red leaf) Come on, red leaf. Uh-oh. (The leaves fall on him)

Minnie Mouse - Buttons and moonbeams. That is so sweet. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Donald Duck - (As the children copy him) Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Donald Duck - Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Is there turkey? Stuffing? Pumpkin pie? Mashed potatoes?

Isabella - Aw, he found a friend. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Doofenshmirtz - Curse you, inexplicably large and enigmatic zoetrope! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Zoetrope Deity - It is not your time. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Ferb - Or maybe just the building settling. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Doofenshmirtz - Time to turn this city on its head! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Farmer's Wife - You ordered ten tons of bread dough? How're we supposed to roll it out?

Dink Winkerson - This is Dink Winkerson (Winks) being arrested! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Candace - Perry! Oh, THERE you are, Perry. Oh! And you're filthy!

Doofenshmirtz - Wait, it's not even noon and you're already leaving? (READ DESCRIPTION)

Buford - It is the ephemeral nature of things that make them all the more beautiful.

Buford - (In reverence) Tropey McTropeFace... (READ DESCRIPTION)