"Following a catastrophic descent from the Great Clothesline Nebula, I have landed in what appears to be an uncharted alien jungle—codename: Backyard Prime. With nothing but courage, a deeply unnecessary heroic stance, and mild static cling, I prepare to make first contact… with a suspiciously damp patch of moss."
Threat Level: Low, unless squirrels attack.
Energy Levels: Full. Drama Levels: Over 9000.
I’ve crash-landed in dense, overgrown terrain. Visibility is low. The environment appears hostile — unknown vegetation and possible signs of alien life. My navigational sensors are offline, and I’ve lost contact with Star Command.
🚀 BUZZ LIGHTYEAR MISSION LOG —
All signs point to this planet as location of Zurg's fortress, but there seems to be no signs of intelligent life anywhere.
Stardate 4072: My ship has run off
course en route to sector 12. I've
crash landed on a strange planet.
The impact must have awoken me from hyper-sleep.
DivineChild _CreativeRebellion
It's Sheriff Woody, complete with pull-string action and 8 phrases!
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DivineChild _CreativeRebellion
🚀 BUZZ LIGHTYEAR MISSION LOG — STARDATE 70711.25
Terrain scan initiated. Unknown lifeforms detected among dense foliage.
Mission objective: Explore, analyze, and protect Sector Green-Leaf Delta.
Atmosphere stable. Ground: uneven, covered in dry leaf debris.
Threat level: moderate.
Star Command, I may need backup.
End transmission. 💫
#toystory30
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DivineChild _CreativeRebellion
🚀 BUZZ LIGHTYEAR MISSION LOG — STARDATE 70725.08
"Following a catastrophic descent from the Great Clothesline Nebula, I have landed in what appears to be an uncharted alien jungle—codename: Backyard Prime. With nothing but courage, a deeply unnecessary heroic stance, and mild static cling, I prepare to make first contact… with a suspiciously damp patch of moss."
Threat Level: Low, unless squirrels attack.
Energy Levels: Full. Drama Levels: Over 9000.
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DivineChild _CreativeRebellion
🚀 BUZZ LIGHTYEAR MISSION LOG — STARDATE 70725.1
Terrain scan initiated. Unknown lifeforms detected among dense foliage. Mission objective: Explore, analyze, and protect Sector Green-Leaf Delta. Star Command, I may need backup
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DivineChild _CreativeRebellion
🚀 BUZZ LIGHTYEAR MISSION LOG — STARDATE 7351.42
I’ve crash-landed in dense, overgrown terrain. Visibility is low. The environment appears hostile — unknown vegetation and possible signs of alien life. My navigational sensors are offline, and I’ve lost contact with Star Command.
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DivineChild _CreativeRebellion
🚀 BUZZ LIGHTYEAR MISSION LOG —
All signs point to this planet as location of Zurg's fortress, but there seems to be no signs of intelligent life anywhere.
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DivineChild _CreativeRebellion
Buzz Lightyear Mission Log.
Stardate 4072: My ship has run off
course en route to sector 12. I've
crash landed on a strange planet.
The impact must have awoken me from hyper-sleep.
3 months ago | [YT] | 37
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DivineChild _CreativeRebellion
¡Buzz Lightyear al rescate!
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DivineChild _CreativeRebellion
The world's greatest superhero, now the world's greatest toy!
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DivineChild _CreativeRebellion
"I was made to help a child. I don’t remember it being this hard." - WOODY
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