"Following a catastrophic descent from the Great Clothesline Nebula, I have landed in what appears to be an uncharted alien jungle—codename: Backyard Prime. With nothing but courage, a deeply unnecessary heroic stance, and mild static cling, I prepare to make first contact… with a suspiciously damp patch of moss."
Threat Level: Low, unless squirrels attack.
Energy Levels: Full. Drama Levels: Over 9000.
DivineChild _CreativeRebellion
🚀 BUZZ LIGHTYEAR MISSION LOG — STARDATE 70725.08
"Following a catastrophic descent from the Great Clothesline Nebula, I have landed in what appears to be an uncharted alien jungle—codename: Backyard Prime. With nothing but courage, a deeply unnecessary heroic stance, and mild static cling, I prepare to make first contact… with a suspiciously damp patch of moss."
Threat Level: Low, unless squirrels attack.
Energy Levels: Full. Drama Levels: Over 9000.
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