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Full Name: Mr. Ted Suzan
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Classification: Absurdist Inventor, philosopher, author, artist, songwriter, and intellectual.
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Perhaps you would like to wear one of my inventions, the meat calculator:

www.cafepress.com/TedSuzan
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Reviews from popular youtubers:

"You're funny dude!" -LisaNova (on my blowdry tongue vid)

"What color are the aliens chemicals? Love you."-Shaye St. John (my hero)

"Amazing skillz with a blow dryer"-Spricket24

"You have a very unique and sometimes hilarious style"-ReinaDelCid
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Ted Suzan is a hyperactive 8 year old who can slowly and rationally explain his excitement...Roasted Mouse Towels!

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2:56

Wet Dog (Music Video)

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Shared 1 month ago

73 views

3:20

Surfer Chick Blow Dries Her Tongue and Eats a Cracker

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Shared 1 month ago

114 views

3:16

How's It Going, Yeah... (Blow Dry Tongue Music Video)

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Shared 2 months ago

55 views

2:16

My Gravestone Will Be Different (Original Song)

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Shared 5 months ago

95 views

3:22

Code Bros, Commercial and Song

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Shared 8 months ago

125 views

2:23

We Need a UBI! (Original Song)

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Shared 9 months ago

94 views

1:27

La Banque d'Amérique

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Shared 9 months ago

37 views

1:33

Crosswalk Maracas

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Shared 9 months ago

40 views

3:20

Hombre se seca la lengua y luego se come una galleta

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Shared 1 year ago

408 views

0:59

Good Night Little Baby AI 🌛

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Shared 2 years ago

344 views

2:15

Have You Heard of UBI (Universal Basic Income)? Original Song

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Shared 2 years ago

201 views

1:07

Ted Read's a Version of Renee Zellweger's Oscar Winning Line from "Cold Mountain"

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Shared 2 years ago

529 views

4:48

My Ray Kurzweil Impression Discusses with My Björk Impression The Singularity (Old Video)

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Shared 2 years ago

469 views

1:44

"Don't Let Love Stand in the Way" by Chodemaster12

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Shared 3 years ago

1.2K views

3:31

The Cow of Monte Cristo: Introduction

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Shared 8 years ago

5.5K views

1:48

Faux Shaye: Little Old Juggling School on Halloween 2017

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Shared 9 years ago

2.2K views

0:33

You Got Your Na Na Na

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Shared 12 years ago

1.3K views

0:30

Sittin on All This Data

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Shared 13 years ago

830 views

3:02

Ted Suzan Invention Fail: Monkey Stilts

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Shared 13 years ago

2.2K views

3:26

Sorry About That Wait; Here's Your Baby...

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Shared 13 years ago

533 views

0:58

My Gravestone Will Be Different!

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Shared 13 years ago

474 views

0:32

Push

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Shared 13 years ago

429 views

0:34

Coffee Snaps!

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Shared 13 years ago

250 views

1:36

No Other

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Shared 13 years ago

436 views

1:27

The Contests of the Will

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Shared 13 years ago

375 views

12:39

How to Find Information and Shit...

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Shared 13 years ago

186 views

0:53

Ted Suzan Update

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Shared 13 years ago

204 views

4:59

Pooping on a Blanket and Dragging it to Burger King

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Shared 13 years ago

3.8K views

2:49

Juggling 4 Jesus

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Shared 14 years ago

283 views

0:38

RE: 「第４回ロボット大賞展」 ファナック「ゲンコツロボット」 1/2

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Shared 14 years ago

1K views

0:25

Popsicle Peeing Itself (Winner of the Crowdsource an Absurd Video Contest)

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Shared 14 years ago

532 views

0:47

Bathtub Giggles...

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Shared 14 years ago

319 views

1:53

Crowdsource an Absurd Video *Contest*

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Shared 14 years ago

333 views

1:06

Attractive Men for Women's Rights

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Shared 14 years ago

300 views

0:37

The Right Lever: Good Job!

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Shared 14 years ago

200 views

2:48

How To Open a Door and Leave a Room

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Shared 14 years ago

4.5K views

1:23

I'm Sick...

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Shared 14 years ago

419 views

0:50

The Armadillo and The Pancake by Ted Suzan

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Shared 14 years ago

344 views

2:19

Answers from the Information and Sh#! Bar and Grill

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Shared 14 years ago

213 views

0:50

Alternative Energy

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Shared 14 years ago

197 views

0:41

Information and S&%$ Bar and Grill...

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Shared 14 years ago

206 views

0:41

Recycling

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Shared 14 years ago

325 views

3:12

The Roy and the Worldwide of Web 2.0

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Shared 14 years ago

511 views

1:47

The Optimism of Poets...

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Shared 14 years ago

354 views

0:54

The Bee and the Snowcave...

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Shared 14 years ago

294 views

0:29

Darts and Fans...

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Shared 14 years ago

523 views

1:51

Gratitude and Lots of Stars (original song)

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Shared 14 years ago

213 views

0:30

A Little Known Way to Recycle a Fork

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Shared 14 years ago

313 views

1:27

RIP Shaye St. John

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Shared 14 years ago

45K views

0:43

The Components of a Baby

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Shared 14 years ago

264 views

0:42

How to Use the New iphone mac...

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Shared 14 years ago

446 views

0:26

Bookshelves...

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Shared 15 years ago

166 views

1:46

The Old Permission Hwy...

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Shared 15 years ago

328 views

0:55

Improving Upon Existing Robots...

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Shared 15 years ago

8.9K views

2:24

Realtor Americon!

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Shared 15 years ago

419 views

1:11

Lulu I Like You (Original Song)

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Shared 15 years ago

316 views

0:23

Ted Suzan has a Strong Understanding

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Shared 15 years ago

415 views

0:45

Checker Cheese's Potatoes

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Shared 15 years ago

183 views

2:40

How to Become a Celebrity Couple Using Microsoft Word

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Shared 15 years ago

350 views

0:43

Audion Humon 1967

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Shared 15 years ago

188 views

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