Fiona when shrek was trynna rescue her out the tower

Oopsie i had a poopsie

The 3 lil pigs when they saw the wolf coming

Lana when her bf leaves bc she’s no longer young and beautiful 👵🏻

Shakira when asked if she’s in jail because her hips lied

Kids in st.Jude when you don’t round up 13 cents for them at the Walmart checkout

Japanese after successfully b💣mbing Pearl Harbor

The apple after explaining to Isaac newton how gravity works for the 2718th time 🍎

Priests explaining where they live after having fun with the church kids

Homeless folks after eating the baby back ribs at the ab0rtion center

New inmates after dropping the soap during shower time 🧼 😉

Shrek when Fiona wanted to go to the land of far far away

White women when the DNA test says they’re 2% African

Lesbians after using tape and a cucumber to have fun in bed 🥺

Thing 1 and thing 2 after having green eggs and ham 🥚🍀

White people when a poc enters Cracker Barrel 👨🏻‍🦳

1.3gpa high schoolers checking to see if they made it into Harvard

Cashiers when you don’t donate to kids cancer hospitals 👩‍🦲

Kids when a guy in a white van tells them to get in for ice cream 🍦

Period blood when it spots white pants

Belle on her way to ride the beast’s monster pp

Johnny Johnny when he gets caught eating sugar

🟧⬛️Pron stars after catching another std

Fiona when the fairy godmother offered to take her to Dr.Miami to fix herself

Overweight gym teachers when the jock stretches to reveal a happy trail

Victorian people after downloading bethovens latest single

Tinkerbell spraying pixie dust to the fairies that can’t fly 🧚‍♀️ ✨

Kids when it’s time to talk to their uncle that lives across the country

ijustine when you tell her what phones your family has

Tom and jerry after a long day of pretending to hate each other ♥️

Drake after Nicki rejected his azz

When your male teacher denied a blowie for a grade boost 🙄

Eve after the snake 🐍 told her to eat the fruit from the tree of knowledge

Kim kardashian driving to my house to deliver my giveaway price ✨

Dora when swiper 🦊 wanted to get in her pants

iPhone apps when you press on them

Mary after realizing Jesus became a local celebrity 🤪

Goldilocks doordashing porridge to her address using the bear’s computer

Undercover witches when an innocent gets b*rned alive

Caillou’s mom when she got the cancer bill in the mail

Blind people after grabbing the car instead of the electric wheelchair

Teachers when 1 pencil goes missing from their pencil cup

Video of cardi b’s WAP getting out of hand

Priests at church acting like the kids don’t turn them on

Dr.Seuss coming up with rhymes for his books

Little kids when their parents take them to the fair by dollar general

Princess diana when queen Elizabeth takes her last breath

Jasmine trying to get Aladdin to let her ride on the magic carpet 😜😏

Kindergarteners after making their moms swallow a mud pie with ants

Kim kardashian and Jeffreestar on their way to have a 3way with Kanye

If “the party must go on” was a person

Michael Jackson when Billie Jean comes knocking for child support

When it hurts so you have to take in slowly…

Me when my parents ask why I have twitter

Me playing monopoly and having to pay for landing on their property

Peppa pig 🐷 after daddy pig gets cooked for breakfast bacon 🥓

Ariana Grande counting her men on “thank you next”

Nikita dragun on her way to change into another race

Pete Davidson when Kanye wants Kim back