Autistic kids when the restaurant got chicken nuggets and fries

Little red riding hood after grandma explained what the wolf had to offer

Lil kids after putting grape juice in a shot glass

Me omw to do all the chores so my stepdad can call me a good girl 😫💦

Dylan mulvaney after sticking a tampon up her azz

When you’ve been douching for 2 hrs straight and the water finally come out clear

Gay firefighters while a racist homophobic old hag house burnin down

Nicki Minaj after putting chopsticks in her hair for chun-li

Babies on their way to suck their mommas tties dry in public

Gigi hadid after sneaking in the pantry to eat something that ain’t almonds

Lizzo

Teachers bending down for a pencil :

My man’s pubes in between my braces while my dentist checking my cavities

God after killing a mom from cancer just to test her kids faith

When you trynna go on p0rnhub but the internet bill lady trynna get a hold of you

Kamala Harris getting her silk press before fcking biden

Kris Jenner when Bruce came out as a trannee

illegal immigrant twinks after plannin to fvck with an Army man

The pink m&m under my bed watching me stick a broomstick in my azz

Selena and Justin talking sht about hailey while she eating her daily almond

Big azz dogs when they see a hot male chihuahua

The 7 dwarfs when Snow White was looking at their big dwarf prints 🍆

Me in my elementary class planning my next hookup with the 23 yrd old I found on kik 😜

Gays running away from the cops after recording Beyoncé in Dubai

Kanye disguised as Mrs. doubtfire to see Kim at Walmart

God when Satan called him gay for going blonde 👱‍♀️

The roach in my food watching me eat

“Somebody” when Whitney Houston ask to dance

Obama talking to himself after becoming president

Hairless cats if they talked

Cinderella when the prince moves on to another btch cause she left at 12

When u run outta toilet paper

Guests at a wedding when a pregnant woman says “I object”

Dawgs after listening to Kevin gates

Shaggy when Scooby-Doo ate his left overs

Me on the way to the sneaky link without my car cause I don’t wanna make noise

Nikita dragun in prison:

Me in the Amazon rainforest trynna seduce an anaconda to slide in me

Virgin twinks after seeing the monster cokk they bout to take

My hot pocket in the microwave:

When u left poop on the toilet seat and ur dad goes in before u clean it

Me in the back of the class watching the quiet boy that smells like wet dog pull out a gvn

Corn in the seafood boil when it’s time to get ate

Introverts flirting

Mariah Carey waiting to have a quickie with Santa at his workshop

Me eating In front of my stepdad when moms not home 😏

Me going to work like a dude didn’t just eat skittles out my azz in the parking out

Mrs puff when SpongeBob is taking his drivers test