Crazy_Ed

Well I just went to look at my old posts and they are displaying out of order. Not sure there is a way to fix this. I think i need a Bluesky or something, Youtube does not seem to be the place for writing or visual art

3 months ago | [YT] | 0

Crazy_Ed

Do we need AR-15s yet?...

4 months ago | [YT] | 0

Crazy_Ed

Pretty Much Every Religion Ever,
according to Crazy Ed:

1. Long ago, there was only One. That One had two parts: The Realm of God, and God Itself. And the Realm was the God, and the God was the Realm.

2. God had nothing to speak to, outside of Itself. Yet, God needed to speak. So, God spoke to itself, from within itself. And God discovered that God is, in fact, a giant bag of dicks.

3. And God was unfuriated.

4. And God said unto God, "Why art thou such a giant bag of dicks?"

5. At that instant, and by those words, the Realm of Matter was made.

6. For God so hated God, that God said unto God, "Ya know what Man, why don't you go fuck yourself?" and God replied, "Maybe I will!"

7. And so, God made the Realm of Matter, so that God could have a place big enough to go fuck itself. And Man went into the Realm of Matter. And that should pretty much bring you up to speed.

4 months ago | [YT] | 0

Crazy_Ed

O who is this, I cannot see,
That wraps His icey hands 'round me?
The song of trumpets fills the air
As I sit gooning in my chair!

O Death, O Death,
Spare me again just one more year!

I'll dim your mind, til you cain't think,
Break your tongue so you can't sing!
And I'll twist your hands til you cain't truck,
Shrink your dick til you cain't fuck!

O Death, O Death,
Spare me again just one more year!

When I come, the choice ain't youres,
And I don't care 'bout credit scores!
And mind ye well, before we meet,
Delete your browsin' history!

O Death, O Death,
Spare me again just one more year!

Why should you be let to breathe,
Instead of chillin' here w/ Me?

I am but a single man,
I don't what I cain't but I do what I can!

O Death, O Death,
Spare me again just one more year!

4 months ago | [YT] | 0

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Theme song plays, lights come up. Ed sits at a desk holding a coffee with a mic on an arm in front of him. Over his shoulder, on the work bench, three boxes labaled "BEANS, baked....BEANS, Garbanzo....BEANS, Jelly."

Hey yall! Welcome to Crazy Ed's Bomb Shelter! I'm your whacky over-the-top host, Crazy Ed, and this here is MYYY bomb shelter! Welcome to Crazy Ed"s Bomb Shelter! Now as you've probably noticed, this is actually not a video, but just the script for one. Don't let my glib affect fool you, I am genuinely and deeply disturbed by the emotions I'm feeling inside! The reason for that is the my fucking phone has STOPPED WORKING. It used to work...now it doesn't Well when i say it used to work, I mean it used to to something useful. I don't mean it WORKED, you know, like rich people mean when they say THEIR shit works. It came to me second hand, after two weeks of me simply not having a phone at all. The front cam only worked if you smacked it on your palm just right, but hey, free phone! That's what hustlin' is all about! Do what you can with what you got! And by strikintg while the iron was hot, i was able to film and upload two whole videos! Before the front cam died. And then I started filming everything in selfie mode. Sure, it's a little hard to see what you're shooting when it's physically impossible to shoot the thing and see it at the same time, but that's just minor details! That was a great little sub-manic episode, just perfect. I got so much filming done! But now it seems my computer and my iPhone, which have been working together perfectly this whole time....stopped working together. I can only speculate that one has been cheating on the other with a different device. All i can get them to say about it is that they no longer "Trust" each other. It used to work...now it doesn't.

Same story with my printer/scanner. Except that it's never worked in the first place. "No computer found" is all it says in the screen. Not found? Well gee,i dunno, have you tried looking for a computer on the other end of the USB cable that is currently SHOVED UP YOUR ASS? And yes. I've tried unplugging it. AND, I have tried plugging it back in again. And yes, I tried doing it again. Several times actually. I tried. I tried. I tried. Don't let my glib affect fool you, I am genuinely and deeply disturbed by the emotions I'm feeling inside!

The reason for that is because technology fuckin' SUUCKS! Or maybe just MY tech sucks...maybe I suck at using tech...or MAYBE, Firefox and Ubuntu didn't actually de-stratify society like it was supposed to, and now the technological divide is intentionally maintained and cultivated as a means of distraction and control. Maybe the elites' tech -- which works -- and my tech -- which sucks-- are both working as intended by the Puppet Masters of the world.

But, even if that is the case, I'm not gonna get myself out of this system by just complaining about it. My Therapist gave me a piece of truth I didn't really want recently. Which is the best kind, truly, and that's why I was so thankful to her.

She told me I'm not ready to have a Youtube channel. And once she explained it to me, I see she is right. The reason I couldn't find satisfaction was nothing to do with technical difficulties. I just can't stand to do anything that involves delayed gratification. Aaaaand yeah. that's a problem i gotta work on. Instant gratification is fun, but delayed gratification is the only kind that leads to anything useful. it's true what they say, if it was fun they wouldn't call it work! And I have GOT to do some "work" on myself. That sense of fulfillment we all need...and some of us tragically chase it all the way to Hell, looking for it in the wrong place....well, it doesn't come from just chasing "fun". If you come into life with an entitled attitude and spend all your time obsessively laser hyperfocused on what feels "fair" to you from your own selfish perspective, then you aren't thinking about being of service to others. And being TRULY of service to others, is what TRULY brings purpose.

So, as of today, I'll be putting the Crazy Ed's Bomb Shelter project on hiatus, maybe until forever, or maybe not quite that long. The one thing I'm sure of is I'm not coming back until I know how to do it right.

And I'm not making the post to try and play for sympathy or make people call me some kind of guru or something, I'm not one of those kinds of people....just sharing some experiences I had...so maybe I can give my pain some meaning by letting other people learn from it...

To anyone who happens across this channel from my Reddit posts or other socials, Thanks for coming! I hope you enjoy the work I've posted here, and feel free to subscribe. Maybe one day I can come back to my childish hobby, as a treat, after I have learned how to put away childish things...

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Crazy_Ed

EMOGF 2075 CHARACTER REFERENCE

Character: Stone-far Doomer

Alignment: PLUS double agent, CDF Armory civilian contractor

Crazy Ed's Message:
Hello! If you're a person who's not me, thanks for visiting! I'm excited about this project and I feel it's developed enough that I'm inviting other people to look over my shoulder as I work. If you find yourself diving into my EMOGF rabbit hole, i hope you find something here that helps you get to where you want to go in life. I'm allowing for the possibility there may be some who think my project is JUST SO COOL that they want to form a production team with me. Maybe, who knows. The internet is a magical place. I don't know who you are yet, and neither do you. But if you are you, I'm certain you'll know who you are when you get here. But in the mean time, I'm having a great time doing this as my hobby. If you start clicking on my other text posts, get ready to get autism-dumped!

Character Traits:
What if Homestar Runner was a multi-addicted ego-nihilist with a martyr complex and an allergy to happiness? The answer is Stone-far Doomer.

Stone-far knows no joy, and his only pleasure in life is fleeting and hollow. He gets a great rush every time, when he makes someone feel stupid. And his favorite targets are anyone in the room with any kind of happy thought anywhere in their mind. He won't stop until they feel stupid for feeling happy.

A favorite tactic is to begin by complaining of a problem, drawing people into the conversation to offer solutions and point out the positive elements. They don't realize it but they are playing a game. The game is called "Cheer up Doomer." Doomer is both the other team, and the referee, and he's already decided who's going to lose. Due to his clever strategy of changing the subject and flatly denying reality, they never stood a chance. One by one, their solutions are debunked, hope dies, their nice little ideas about making the world better by making a person happy, turn to dust in their hands. Everyone in the room is now sad. Except for Doomer. FLAWLESS VICTORY.

Occasionnaly, Doomer runs into another man life himself. There is an instant bond of mutual respect, born of recognition of an equal intellect. The closest thing he knows to true friendship. Neither tries to cheer up the other, since they both know the game. Instead, the game they play is a dick-measuring contest, and the dicks are misery. They both win, then join up for a night of dangerously heavy drinking. These friendships can sometimes last for weeks, only ending when Doomer realizes his new best bud is a contagiously miserable sack of self-flinging shit.

Canon Actions:

Shitty childhood (you can tell). Joined PLUS as underage kid years before the beginning of the show. Turned double agent, infiltrated the City Defense Armory. (Mini-lore: bc he's annoying and PLUS wanted him somewhere else.) Saves MC's life during PLUS attack on CDF Armory and they escape in a stolen EMOGF vehicle. Doomer's orders from PLUS were to destroy it before exfilling on foot with other double agents, but he had a cooler plan, and was fixing up the EMOGF in secret from both PLUS and the CDF, intending to use it himself in a really cool suicide protest. Now he's pissed that MC messed it up by making Doomer save him.
Hooks up with Firecrotch (she somehow manages to make him even worse)

Final scene: Sitting in a lawn chair, sipping a beer, on a hilltop at sunset. While being bracketed by artillary. After an argument via radio with Brenna Lovecox, which ends with him saying "...well fuck me, I guess."


Running gags:

Has a speech impediment like Homestar Runner

Has to be the most pessimistic person in the room. Will not stop until satisfied.

Always going on suicide missions, which accomplish every objective except getting him killed, much to his frustration.

catch-phrases:

"Suffowing makes you a good pehson." And then, five minutes later: "You know, my suffowing is pwobabwy biggow than evewyone ewse in the woom combined....not that it mattows, of couwse."

"Yeah, that WOULD wuhk...but thew's just one pwobwem..."

"I appweciate you twying to help, but you fohgot one thing..."

"Okay, wook this is what you gotta undowstand, okay? This is what people don't get"

"Heh. You wouldn't get it."

Doomer is going to make the audience hate themselves for being glad he's dead...but not that much. It's understandable. He was a pretty easy guy to hate.

7 months ago | [YT] | 1

Crazy_Ed

EMOGF 2075 WORLD-BUILDING REFERENCE

WEAPONS SYSTEMS MANUFACTURED BY BGAAI
(Bootleg Ghetto Aerospace Armaments International)
An fictional indie open-source human rights assertion systems development company in my EMOGF 2075 fan fiction parody universe.

EMOGF
Aircraft carrier technical drop-on unit
Expedient, Mobility-Optimized, Ground-based Flight platform.

A-THL
Technical host up-armor kit
Armor, Technical-Hardening Loadout

DSNuTS
unguided anti-Mavick bolo cloud rocket
Drone-Snaring, Numerous, Tangling Salvo

Scattered Showers
Extended-range FPV ground-to-ground man-portable rocket
Not an acronym but still funny

BADAAAASSSSS
Binocular, All-Direction, AI-Assisted Aiming Super-cool Shooty Shotgun System
It's C-RAM for kami-quad-zes hey ya like my new word? I just made it up

PUMAA
Advanced, fixed-wing, EMOGF-based FPV gunfighter drone
Portable Un-Manned Attack Aircraft
Fun autism fact: Was inspired by an IRL jet, the Thunderbolt II.

PUMAA Longbow
Long-range, variant armed with a barret 50 instead of the twin 22 gatling guns on the PUMAA
Can fire sound-seeking air-to-air, and FPV-piloted air-to-ground 3D printed munitions

AIM 0.009
Sound-seeking, proximity-frag air-to-air micro-missile
Okay okay, what if Daredevil had a baby with a person who's biologically a one one-thousandth-sized clone of a Sidewinder air-to-air missile?

If you're a person who's not me, thanks for taking me up on my invitation to stalk my channel! more funny acronyms as they come to me

7 months ago | [YT] | 1

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EMOGF 2075

Time: The year 2075

Opening theme: Winterstorm, by Machinae Supremacy

End themes:
1 The Exposition episode (double length) - Hot Mess by Enya Ignis
2 The New Friends episode - Calm Like a Bomb by rage Against the Machine
3 The WTF do we do episode - Politcal Compass Rap 2 by jreg and roenn
4 The Love Confession episode - Watashiwa kimini koi oshita (according to Google Translate) by Shuri Uchida
5 THe Mixed feelings Episode - I'm a Cloud, by Boy Hits Car
6 The transcendental experience episode - Ultraviolet, by Silverstein
7 The Other Transcendental Experience Episode - the Vengeful One, by Disturbed
8 The War Episode - the Only Thing They Fear is You, by Mick Gordon
9 the Victory episode - Into the Sun, by Bassnectar
10 the My Derpy Waifu Can't Be This Bad Ass episode - Paint the Town Blue, by Ashnikko
11 The Family Episode - Boom boom boom, by the Black-Eyed Peas
12 The Death Episode. Die With Me, by Lord Aethelstein and Nyanners
Their life purpose fulfilled, MC and Brenna choose to meet eternity in eachother's arms in an imminent Muskian HIMARS strike. Their work will be continued as their story is re-told in EMOGF StrOnGARMS.

13 Epilogue / StrOnGARMS cast Who's Who MV - Hanging On, by Falling in Reverse

EMOGF STrOnGARMS

Time: the year 2100

In this hilarious, horny, and wholesome hentai, a fem-presenting military leather family flies a cool mech suit over a war-torn frontier to help people with things lodged in the their butts. No, not military roleplay. They're an actual military unit. An elite one, if you can believe that! The main duo, Lemmy and Leelee, are shameless Projekt Melody x Elle_xox fanfic. Think Girls Und Panzer but it's vtubers. Leelee is the top, but their dynamic is a constant race to the bottom. Supporting cast includes: The robotic proctologist, the chick with a dick, the gremlin energy short stack, and "Oh no my boobs are too big again!"

If you think you can fix him, sweetie, I've got good news for you! And, some bad news, I'm afraid. The good news, is, I made an ENTIRE cartoon about YOU, specifically, as an INDIVIDUAL! The bad news is, well....the bad news is, you might not be ready for the bad news yet. Whereas EMOGF SF is a battle-porn cartoon about warriors who say "I can kill him," STrOnGARMS is about warriors who say "I can fix him." And it is also porn. (The sex kind.)
Their unit's coat of arms comprises several elements. The foremost, which they call the Rod of Ass-Clapulus, is a downward-pointing winged dildo with a coil of anal beads around its shaft. The Rod is surrounded by an ouroboros, before a shield in pride flag liverie. Their motto, an homage to their personal heroes in SF: Animus, benignitas, uwu.

Their Magical Girl transformation rallying call is "Emergency service action-bottom powers ACTIVATE!" These girls are not magical, but the healing power of their bottom energy combined certainly is.
The only reason there is no Autism Episode is because every episode is the autism episode. Each episode title is a song reference to the song at the end, which accompanies a music-video vignette expanding on the details of the episode's action and the characters' relationships.
First episode takes place on New Year's Eve, 2099. The first line of dialogue--spoken by Lemmy, the adorkable and super-hot purple-haired female protag, is: "Wow....the year three thousand!" (For best results, read in Mel voice). The show does not get any less stupid as it progresses. In fact, it somehow manages to get worse. It does get much more horny than that opening scene, though, which is a redeeming quality. And there's flying gimp-mechs, too.

It's a romance, it's a hentai, it's a fictional history lesson. Yes, I CAN make those three things work together. Because the history is about two people who met each other and worked together to do something beautiful haha nailed it. STrOnGARMS is the farm to which parts of 2075 will be sent when they have to be cut for the sake of brevity. Or for the sake of decency. It's like if M.A.S.H. was a hentai, pretty much. Or maybe if Bay Watch was animated. Or if a Star Wars vehicles lore doc was a porno. Viewers can expect lore history reveals exploring Brenna Lovecox, MC Parson, and Stonefar Doomer in their efforts to build the STrOnGARMS suit in EMOGF 2075.

End credits sequence of each episode is an expanded version of the main rescue action sequence, presented as a character-driven action silent film music video slathered with aviation guy autism porn. The sex porn is over now but you can skip to the next episode for more real porn and you won't miss any vital plot points. Mostly just helicopter autism.

STrOnGARMS is a fanboy letter to the United States Air Force PJ's and what they do. Also a fan letter to v-tubers. Two very different but very similar kinds of heroes who venture into dark places to help people in pain. EVERY SINGLE CALL is the result of sexual misadventure. Foreign objects lodged in rectums of all sizes, colors, and walks of life. Way less gore and violence than SF. But just as much bodily fluids, if ya know what I mean (it's a porno. And ALSO an ambulance drama!) In STrOnGARMS, you never actually see anyone GET hurt. But you do get to see a lot of people get helped. And it goes shockingly well, considering what they and their butts have been through. For the most part....As long as they don't let Lemmy drive. But the real crowd-pleaser among the running gags is the magical girl transformation sequence. They non-diegetically fly in the air in a multi-sided high five configuration and shout: "Emergency service action-bottom powers ACTIVATE!" Nothing about their appearance changes, but their demeanor does. They cease to be a sticky pile of horny couch potatoes and they become the most dedicated and effective killing machine ever known to Earth. And what THIS machine kills, is PAIN!

THE EPISODES AND MV'S OF STrOnGARMS EXPLAINED

1 "All We Are" Theme: Vulnerability. Hentai plot: Shibari noob safety scare. Leelee uncharacteristically shaken. Main plot: Rock-climber cliff rescue. History lore: How Brenna conceived the STrOnGARMS mechanical suit concept. - End theme MV: Hanging on - FIR.
2 "In a Tree With My Pants Down" - Theme: consent. Main plot: Lemmy's peeping tom impaled through nutsack in tree fall. Hentai plot: Sexy nurses make bathing video. - End MV: Voyeur, by Blink-182
3 "You're a rock star" - - education. Female feminist new friend reconciles core values with new-found daddy dom enjoyment. Leelee is an exemplary Dominant to Lemmy. End MV: Allstar, by Smashmouth
4 "Enough of Her Man's Rage" The boundary-defense episode. Main plot: A kamikaze FPV scare forces the gang to remedial flak turret training. Leele is thriving. Lemmy doesn't like it. Hentai plot: Tactical gear photo shoot. - End MV: Revenge, by Papa Roach. - Lore: Brenna develops the Drone-Snaring, Numerous Tangling Salvo bolo cloud rocket. (DSNuTS)
5 "Rungs Under You" - The "I can fix them" Episode - Fineshrine, by Purity Ring
6 "Offnen mir" - The "Nah I'd fix him bro, hold mah beer" episode. One of the gang gets Collared. Yay! Another attempts to solo her BF's inner demons. Lerooooy Jenkins!!! - Diese Kalt Nacht, by Faun
7 "Leaving Me Broken" - the "She didn't fix me, she made me worse" episode. Patient is amputee veteran heartbreak suicide attempter. Sex plot: negotiating bondage scene. - End MV: "Stricken", by Disturbed. - Lore: Brenna Lovecox, MC Parson and Stonefar Doomer develop the Portable Un-Manned Attack Aircraft, which figures prominently in EMOGF 2075's battle sequences. Known as the PUMAA, it is an FPV style fixed wing gunfighter drone. Some say it bears a resemblance to the Fairchild Republic A-10 Thunderbolt II ground attack fighter, an IRL jet with a reeeeally big gun.
8 "Why Are You my Remedy?" - the "They're gonna fix me, right?" episode. Lemmy and Leelee break up. But they figure it out, after abandoning some illusions. End MV: Clarity, by Zedd ft Foxes
9 The sex trafficking episode Main plot: The gang and Kevlar ninjas transport psych-cas court witness
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12 the Girls are stinky episode
13 The Boys are stinky episode (Also Halloween Episode! <3 ) - Patient is a captured fugitive yandere murderer. Sex plot: knife-play halted by unexpected yuck, turns to unscheduled cuddling. End MV: Lovers' End by the Birthday Massacre.
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16 "Gonna Have a Heart Attack" - The "oops that was drugs" episode - Main plot: Rave overdose. Hentai plot: Lemmy picks up the wrong drink..... and.....wait for iiiiiiiit, "Oops! That was drugs." - End MV: High as Fuck, by Jon Lajoi
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22 "Hope" - the "Love wins! episode. "Vindicated" by Dashboaard confessoinal
23 "you can have the best of me" - prosperity. The gang enjoys R and R after a long season of being sexy bad-asses. No one needs rescuing. There is no lore. The whole thing is the onsen episode. Harem arcs all concluded happily. Even the ones where some parties didn't get everything they wanted. Which is all of them. End MV: Best Of Me, by The Starting Line
24 " Goin' down swingin The Send-Off Party Episode - Theme: Legacy - Hentai plot: bitter-sweet Polycule radioactive decay. Main plot: After training their own successors in command, Lemmy and Leelee move away to grow old together, tying with MC and Brenna for happiest ending in the whole trilogy. The rest of the gang represent them commendably, and train the new recruits, embodying their motto of "Animus, benignitas, uwu."

THE END

But if you just imagine all the dates and names different, you can loop back to episode one of EMOGF SF and the plot still keeps making sense.

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THE THREE SERIES IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER
As a trilogy of series, EMOGF 2075 is purpose-made to be a desert island series that you can use as a foundation for your own creativity. AND, if you just imagine the dates and the characters' names different, you can watch it on loop and the plot keeps making sense.

EMOGF SF

Set in the "distant future"....2035.

Each episode chronicles the life, and morbidly funny death, of some, REALLY vile, fictional MF who meets their end at the hands of these master artists of death. As cutting-edge micro-budget special operators, their evolving battlefield needs bore the invention of the very first ancestors of the EMOGF series of open-source combat vehicles.

Each episode honors the history of an epic tribe of IRL warriors by recounting their actions and explaining their significance, through fictionalized accounts with stories mixed and names changed.

A love letter to good ole fashioned man-coded gender euphoria.

The only reason there is no Autism Episode is because every episode is the autism episode.

Band front man, team leader, and vehicle commander is the main character. He once says to a prospective member: "Long hair and beard or GTFO. Haha, just kidding. MOSTLY. Haha, nah, I'm kidding completely. I don't care what kinda loadout you're rockin'! Get the hell on in here and lemme show ya how to kill a man with a tooth pick!" (For best results, read in Sarge voice.)

Following a tight-knit group of elite veteran warriors crewing one of the early ancestors of BGAAI's EMOGF model of 69. Their Platform is home-made by themselves, as all the early EMOGF ancestors were. It is a highly-armored off-road variant designed to survive frequent and heavy enemy contact, due to commitment to a strategy of high-risk commando raids which the guys refer to as "fucking the hornet's nest." Featuring a 25mm Bushmaster bow gun, remotely operated from the truck cabin, a 50-cal turret in the back hatch, and two remote-operated belt-fed P-90's on robotic arms on the rear corners, which can swing through a 270-degree field of fire. That is, at the end of the series. Their shitty starting gear aircraft-carrier technical is just a van .and they use a stick with an electromagnet to extend a small FPV fixed wing drone into the air stream, from the open side door. They recover it the same way. It does not always go well. Recovery while driving down the road is especially complicated. They can only do it when there is no oncoming traffic because they have to drive in the left lane while the fixed wing flies in formation with the van (think: a sideways tanker refueling in rush hour traffic.) Their drone pilot is one of only a select few who can accomplish this feat, even among skilled FPV fixed wing pilots.

The animation style is darker, much more Batman, and features frequent gore. People on both sides are wounded or killed in every single episode.

Episodes are two hours long to make room for all the gun guy autism and also the sheer magnitude of these guys' balls, literally in most cases, and figuratively in every single one.

Each episode pontificates on a problem-solving skill of some kind. Gonna have to pair up biomes with elements of special warfare - dessert and psyops, arctic and supply chain, jungle and local irregulars, etc.

1 Thunderhorse - the building of early EMOGF units, Green Berets
2 Murmaider - the gang links up with an all-female, officially non-existent, Khakblakhistani dolphin-rider commando unit for some crazy-ass Archer-inspired shenanagins (WWII sappers, Navy Frog-men)
3 ??? anti-Hitler resistance or something
4 Go into the water - attached to jump-pack commandoes whose work will, MUCH later, ultimately lead to the development of Brenna Lovecox's STrOnGARMS air-rescue mech. Inspired by the Airforce PJ's (the coolest cool guys of them all, fight me.)
5 Infrastructure building ?
6 the psyops episode - The gang's truck suffers a freak electrical malfunction; forced to listen to Fortunate Son for the entire thirteen-hour road trip.
7 Epilogue-Arctic warfare - wraps up surviving characters and shows transfer of knowledge to EMOGF 2075 characters. They become a meteorologist, arctic survival, SERE instructors, and a UPS driver. Winterstorm, by Machinae Supremacy.

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Section 2. EMOGF SF (Special Forces)

Much of the show's intensely gory action takes place in a fictional Eurasian mountain nation called Khakhblakhistan. The opening sequence depicts a formidable band of seasoned warriors. Riding into battle. Carrying a hundred pounds of high-tech battle gear on their backs. On folding e-bikes the size of a child's toy. that pretty much tells you what you can expect right there. Lots of Metalocalypse universe-crossing.

The idea that it doesn't matter what you look like keeps popping up for some reason. Maybe because gender's not a spectrum, it's a wheel.

The bow art on their aicraft-carrier technical is a stick figure drawing of a horse with a flowing mane of fire, and below it, their motto: Animus! Benignitas! Metallicaaaaa! This ship is christened "Thunderhorse." That is also the title of the first episode. It is also the title of the Dethklok song that is the opening theme for the whole series.

Takes place circa 2040's. Pretty much Metalocalypse if the guys were SF cool dudes instead of a metal band. Actually I changed my mind. It's both. They are militants during one of the many wars in the EMOGF universe, funding their unit through Youtube fund-raising videos. And they accidentally start a legitimately brutal, awesome metal band. Death metal, of course.

What's it about? Death, death, and more death. Pretty much every ending that a player in this crazy MMOFPS called War can unlock. Funny conversations about death. Serious conversations about death. It's a funny, mega-gory show about death, life, suffering, purpose, and true heroism.

Decades later, Doomer idolizes the memories of these men, and wants desperately to be what they were. Which, through his eyes, was a tight family of really cool guys who would be worshipped for eternity by men like Doomer. Tragically, he completely fails to understand the assignment. Maybe it was because someone he knew long ago, didn't tell him the difference between self-sacrifice and self-destruction. It was probably video games though. No just kidding it was the other thing.

Animation style (and significant portions of soul) stolen directly from Metalocalypse. Ok the animation might have to be a bit more Sealab. Or maybe Home Movies. Assuming I have to do it alone. Are you an ACTUAL artist? Who can ACTUALLY draw?? Unlike me? Would you like to draw some art for EMOGF SF? Please say somethin!

The last line of the first episode is: "Sir, with due respect, you should never underestimate stupid rednecks with muskets."

Section 3. EMOGF STrOnGARMS

(Sudden Trauma On Ground Air Rescue Mechanical Suit)
Set 25 years after the main series and 60 years after SF.


The farm to which romantic sub-plots and innovation porn and also actual porn parts of 2075 will go when they are cut for the sake of brevity. (Or for the sake of decency.)

The main characters are crew-guys (the word "guy" having been entirely separated in meaning from gender at this point in the future) on a semi-truck-based advanced rescue GF, and flying a state-of-the-art, human-carrying copter-suit invented by Brenna Lovecox before her death at the end of EMOGF 2075. The setup was born of a need to evac rebel soldiers during their battle against the evil forces of Elon Musk's Brain in a Jar. It consists of an FPV-copter that is also pilotable by its rider, who is slung below in a detachable winged mech-suit with a seat in its lap. It....kinda looks like a flying human chair Inspector Gadget robot gimp suit, tbh. The "safety tentacles", which can drag and hold the casualty securely in the seat, don't exactly help. But that is entirely coincidental! As Brenna was constantly forced to explain because people were idiots, it was designed to maximize efficiency and battery life. And NOT because she had daddy issues, rescue fantasies, and a robot tentacles kink.

StrOnGARMS delves deeper into back-story of the romance between Brenna, MC, and Stonefar during the events of EMOGF 2075. It is a rebel soldier-inventor slice-of-life telling the funny little stories of the funny little moments that kept those characters going when there was nothing else.

And those characters, years ago, made possible the work done in the present by the main characters of STrOnGARMS. One half of the adorably dating main duo--Lemmy--is autistic and the biography of those three is a special interest of hers. In fact it is the reason she became a STrONGARMS crewguy. The story of their tragic love, intertwined with the very early development of the STrOnGARMS mech and taking place against the backdrop of war in year 2075, is told through substantial flashback sequences, narrated by Lemmy. The present events of STrONGARMS (year 2100) comprise half of each episode as separate but related bookend plots. 2075 is an ecchi, but STrONGARMS is just straight-up hentai. It is also a funny show about re-growth. And YES....it IS art. Very artistic. Such artism. Wow!

THEIR STYLE AND CONTENT COMPARED:
2075: Life, the universe, and everything in a collapsing fascist state, through the eyes of a disaffected young man turned freedom fighter.
SF: The gritty one. Mortality, darkness, suffering and uncertainty. Tactical espionage, assassinations and sabotage lay the ground work for the warriors of 2075's full-fledged rebel army.
STrOnGARMS: The quirky one. Kinky in-world historical drama sandwich on porn bread. Fan service and happy endings for all!

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