End themes: 1 The Exposition episode (double length) - Hot Mess by Enya Ignis 2 The New Friends episode - Calm Like a Bomb by rage Against the Machine 3 The WTF do we do episode - Politcal Compass Rap 2 by jreg and roenn 4 The Love Confession episode - Watashiwa kimini koi oshita (according to Google Translate) by Shuri Uchida 5 THe Mixed feelings Episode - I'm a Cloud, by Boy Hits Car 6 The transcendental experience episode - Ultraviolet, by Silverstein 7 The Other Transcendental Experience Episode - the Vengeful One, by Disturbed 8 The War Episode - the Only Thing They Fear is You, by Mick Gordon 9 the Victory episode - Into the Sun, by Bassnectar 10 the My Derpy Waifu Can't Be This Bad Ass episode - Paint the Town Blue, by Ashnikko 11 The Family Episode - Boom boom boom, by the Black-Eyed Peas 12 The Death Episode. Die With Me, by Lord Aethelstein and Nyanners Their life purpose fulfilled, MC and Brenna choose to meet eternity in eachother's arms in an imminent Muskian HIMARS strike. Their work will be continued as their story is re-told in EMOGF StrOnGARMS.
13 Epilogue / StrOnGARMS cast Who's Who MV - Hanging On, by Falling in Reverse
EMOGF STrOnGARMS
Time: the year 2100
In this hilarious, horny, and wholesome hentai, a fem-presenting military leather family flies a cool mech suit over a war-torn frontier to help people with things lodged in the their butts. No, not military roleplay. They're an actual military unit. An elite one, if you can believe that! The main duo, Lemmy and Leelee, are shameless Projekt Melody x Elle_xox fanfic. Think Girls Und Panzer but it's vtubers. Leelee is the top, but their dynamic is a constant race to the bottom. Supporting cast includes: The robotic proctologist, the chick with a dick, the gremlin energy short stack, and "Oh no my boobs are too big again!"
If you think you can fix him, sweetie, I've got good news for you! And, some bad news, I'm afraid. The good news, is, I made an ENTIRE cartoon about YOU, specifically, as an INDIVIDUAL! The bad news is, well....the bad news is, you might not be ready for the bad news yet. Whereas EMOGF SF is a battle-porn cartoon about warriors who say "I can kill him," STrOnGARMS is about warriors who say "I can fix him." And it is also porn. (The sex kind.) Their unit's coat of arms comprises several elements. The foremost, which they call the Rod of Ass-Clapulus, is a downward-pointing winged dildo with a coil of anal beads around its shaft. The Rod is surrounded by an ouroboros, before a shield in pride flag liverie. Their motto, an homage to their personal heroes in SF: Animus, benignitas, uwu.
Their Magical Girl transformation rallying call is "Emergency service action-bottom powers ACTIVATE!" These girls are not magical, but the healing power of their bottom energy combined certainly is. The only reason there is no Autism Episode is because every episode is the autism episode. Each episode title is a song reference to the song at the end, which accompanies a music-video vignette expanding on the details of the episode's action and the characters' relationships. First episode takes place on New Year's Eve, 2099. The first line of dialogue--spoken by Lemmy, the adorkable and super-hot purple-haired female protag, is: "Wow....the year three thousand!" (For best results, read in Mel voice). The show does not get any less stupid as it progresses. In fact, it somehow manages to get worse. It does get much more horny than that opening scene, though, which is a redeeming quality. And there's flying gimp-mechs, too.
It's a romance, it's a hentai, it's a fictional history lesson. Yes, I CAN make those three things work together. Because the history is about two people who met each other and worked together to do something beautiful haha nailed it. STrOnGARMS is the farm to which parts of 2075 will be sent when they have to be cut for the sake of brevity. Or for the sake of decency. It's like if M.A.S.H. was a hentai, pretty much. Or maybe if Bay Watch was animated. Or if a Star Wars vehicles lore doc was a porno. Viewers can expect lore history reveals exploring Brenna Lovecox, MC Parson, and Stonefar Doomer in their efforts to build the STrOnGARMS suit in EMOGF 2075.
End credits sequence of each episode is an expanded version of the main rescue action sequence, presented as a character-driven action silent film music video slathered with aviation guy autism porn. The sex porn is over now but you can skip to the next episode for more real porn and you won't miss any vital plot points. Mostly just helicopter autism.
STrOnGARMS is a fanboy letter to the United States Air Force PJ's and what they do. Also a fan letter to v-tubers. Two very different but very similar kinds of heroes who venture into dark places to help people in pain. EVERY SINGLE CALL is the result of sexual misadventure. Foreign objects lodged in rectums of all sizes, colors, and walks of life. Way less gore and violence than SF. But just as much bodily fluids, if ya know what I mean (it's a porno. And ALSO an ambulance drama!) In STrOnGARMS, you never actually see anyone GET hurt. But you do get to see a lot of people get helped. And it goes shockingly well, considering what they and their butts have been through. For the most part....As long as they don't let Lemmy drive. But the real crowd-pleaser among the running gags is the magical girl transformation sequence. They non-diegetically fly in the air in a multi-sided high five configuration and shout: "Emergency service action-bottom powers ACTIVATE!" Nothing about their appearance changes, but their demeanor does. They cease to be a sticky pile of horny couch potatoes and they become the most dedicated and effective killing machine ever known to Earth. And what THIS machine kills, is PAIN!
THE EPISODES AND MV'S OF STrOnGARMS EXPLAINED
1 "All We Are" Theme: Vulnerability. Hentai plot: Shibari noob safety scare. Leelee uncharacteristically shaken. Main plot: Rock-climber cliff rescue. History lore: How Brenna conceived the STrOnGARMS mechanical suit concept. - End theme MV: Hanging on - FIR. 2 "In a Tree With My Pants Down" - Theme: consent. Main plot: Lemmy's peeping tom impaled through nutsack in tree fall. Hentai plot: Sexy nurses make bathing video. - End MV: Voyeur, by Blink-182 3 "You're a rock star" - - education. Female feminist new friend reconciles core values with new-found daddy dom enjoyment. Leelee is an exemplary Dominant to Lemmy. End MV: Allstar, by Smashmouth 4 "Enough of Her Man's Rage" The boundary-defense episode. Main plot: A kamikaze FPV scare forces the gang to remedial flak turret training. Leele is thriving. Lemmy doesn't like it. Hentai plot: Tactical gear photo shoot. - End MV: Revenge, by Papa Roach. - Lore: Brenna develops the Drone-Snaring, Numerous Tangling Salvo bolo cloud rocket. (DSNuTS) 5 "Rungs Under You" - The "I can fix them" Episode - Fineshrine, by Purity Ring 6 "Offnen mir" - The "Nah I'd fix him bro, hold mah beer" episode. One of the gang gets Collared. Yay! Another attempts to solo her BF's inner demons. Lerooooy Jenkins!!! - Diese Kalt Nacht, by Faun 7 "Leaving Me Broken" - the "She didn't fix me, she made me worse" episode. Patient is amputee veteran heartbreak suicide attempter. Sex plot: negotiating bondage scene. - End MV: "Stricken", by Disturbed. - Lore: Brenna Lovecox, MC Parson and Stonefar Doomer develop the Portable Un-Manned Attack Aircraft, which figures prominently in EMOGF 2075's battle sequences. Known as the PUMAA, it is an FPV style fixed wing gunfighter drone. Some say it bears a resemblance to the Fairchild Republic A-10 Thunderbolt II ground attack fighter, an IRL jet with a reeeeally big gun. 8 "Why Are You my Remedy?" - the "They're gonna fix me, right?" episode. Lemmy and Leelee break up. But they figure it out, after abandoning some illusions. End MV: Clarity, by Zedd ft Foxes 9 The sex trafficking episode Main plot: The gang and Kevlar ninjas transport psych-cas court witness 10 11 12 the Girls are stinky episode 13 The Boys are stinky episode (Also Halloween Episode! <3 ) - Patient is a captured fugitive yandere murderer. Sex plot: knife-play halted by unexpected yuck, turns to unscheduled cuddling. End MV: Lovers' End by the Birthday Massacre. 14 15 16 "Gonna Have a Heart Attack" - The "oops that was drugs" episode - Main plot: Rave overdose. Hentai plot: Lemmy picks up the wrong drink..... and.....wait for iiiiiiiit, "Oops! That was drugs." - End MV: High as Fuck, by Jon Lajoi 17 18 19 20 21 22 "Hope" - the "Love wins! episode. "Vindicated" by Dashboaard confessoinal 23 "you can have the best of me" - prosperity. The gang enjoys R and R after a long season of being sexy bad-asses. No one needs rescuing. There is no lore. The whole thing is the onsen episode. Harem arcs all concluded happily. Even the ones where some parties didn't get everything they wanted. Which is all of them. End MV: Best Of Me, by The Starting Line 24 " Goin' down swingin The Send-Off Party Episode - Theme: Legacy - Hentai plot: bitter-sweet Polycule radioactive decay. Main plot: After training their own successors in command, Lemmy and Leelee move away to grow old together, tying with MC and Brenna for happiest ending in the whole trilogy. The rest of the gang represent them commendably, and train the new recruits, embodying their motto of "Animus, benignitas, uwu."
THE END
But if you just imagine all the dates and names different, you can loop back to episode one of EMOGF SF and the plot still keeps making sense.
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EMOGF 2075
Time: The year 2075
Opening theme: Winterstorm, by Machinae Supremacy
End themes:
1 The Exposition episode (double length) - Hot Mess by Enya Ignis
2 The New Friends episode - Calm Like a Bomb by rage Against the Machine
3 The WTF do we do episode - Politcal Compass Rap 2 by jreg and roenn
4 The Love Confession episode - Watashiwa kimini koi oshita (according to Google Translate) by Shuri Uchida
5 THe Mixed feelings Episode - I'm a Cloud, by Boy Hits Car
6 The transcendental experience episode - Ultraviolet, by Silverstein
7 The Other Transcendental Experience Episode - the Vengeful One, by Disturbed
8 The War Episode - the Only Thing They Fear is You, by Mick Gordon
9 the Victory episode - Into the Sun, by Bassnectar
10 the My Derpy Waifu Can't Be This Bad Ass episode - Paint the Town Blue, by Ashnikko
11 The Family Episode - Boom boom boom, by the Black-Eyed Peas
12 The Death Episode. Die With Me, by Lord Aethelstein and Nyanners
Their life purpose fulfilled, MC and Brenna choose to meet eternity in eachother's arms in an imminent Muskian HIMARS strike. Their work will be continued as their story is re-told in EMOGF StrOnGARMS.
13 Epilogue / StrOnGARMS cast Who's Who MV - Hanging On, by Falling in Reverse
EMOGF STrOnGARMS
Time: the year 2100
In this hilarious, horny, and wholesome hentai, a fem-presenting military leather family flies a cool mech suit over a war-torn frontier to help people with things lodged in the their butts. No, not military roleplay. They're an actual military unit. An elite one, if you can believe that! The main duo, Lemmy and Leelee, are shameless Projekt Melody x Elle_xox fanfic. Think Girls Und Panzer but it's vtubers. Leelee is the top, but their dynamic is a constant race to the bottom. Supporting cast includes: The robotic proctologist, the chick with a dick, the gremlin energy short stack, and "Oh no my boobs are too big again!"
If you think you can fix him, sweetie, I've got good news for you! And, some bad news, I'm afraid. The good news, is, I made an ENTIRE cartoon about YOU, specifically, as an INDIVIDUAL! The bad news is, well....the bad news is, you might not be ready for the bad news yet. Whereas EMOGF SF is a battle-porn cartoon about warriors who say "I can kill him," STrOnGARMS is about warriors who say "I can fix him." And it is also porn. (The sex kind.)
Their unit's coat of arms comprises several elements. The foremost, which they call the Rod of Ass-Clapulus, is a downward-pointing winged dildo with a coil of anal beads around its shaft. The Rod is surrounded by an ouroboros, before a shield in pride flag liverie. Their motto, an homage to their personal heroes in SF: Animus, benignitas, uwu.
Their Magical Girl transformation rallying call is "Emergency service action-bottom powers ACTIVATE!" These girls are not magical, but the healing power of their bottom energy combined certainly is.
The only reason there is no Autism Episode is because every episode is the autism episode. Each episode title is a song reference to the song at the end, which accompanies a music-video vignette expanding on the details of the episode's action and the characters' relationships.
First episode takes place on New Year's Eve, 2099. The first line of dialogue--spoken by Lemmy, the adorkable and super-hot purple-haired female protag, is: "Wow....the year three thousand!" (For best results, read in Mel voice). The show does not get any less stupid as it progresses. In fact, it somehow manages to get worse. It does get much more horny than that opening scene, though, which is a redeeming quality. And there's flying gimp-mechs, too.
It's a romance, it's a hentai, it's a fictional history lesson. Yes, I CAN make those three things work together. Because the history is about two people who met each other and worked together to do something beautiful haha nailed it. STrOnGARMS is the farm to which parts of 2075 will be sent when they have to be cut for the sake of brevity. Or for the sake of decency. It's like if M.A.S.H. was a hentai, pretty much. Or maybe if Bay Watch was animated. Or if a Star Wars vehicles lore doc was a porno. Viewers can expect lore history reveals exploring Brenna Lovecox, MC Parson, and Stonefar Doomer in their efforts to build the STrOnGARMS suit in EMOGF 2075.
End credits sequence of each episode is an expanded version of the main rescue action sequence, presented as a character-driven action silent film music video slathered with aviation guy autism porn. The sex porn is over now but you can skip to the next episode for more real porn and you won't miss any vital plot points. Mostly just helicopter autism.
STrOnGARMS is a fanboy letter to the United States Air Force PJ's and what they do. Also a fan letter to v-tubers. Two very different but very similar kinds of heroes who venture into dark places to help people in pain. EVERY SINGLE CALL is the result of sexual misadventure. Foreign objects lodged in rectums of all sizes, colors, and walks of life. Way less gore and violence than SF. But just as much bodily fluids, if ya know what I mean (it's a porno. And ALSO an ambulance drama!) In STrOnGARMS, you never actually see anyone GET hurt. But you do get to see a lot of people get helped. And it goes shockingly well, considering what they and their butts have been through. For the most part....As long as they don't let Lemmy drive. But the real crowd-pleaser among the running gags is the magical girl transformation sequence. They non-diegetically fly in the air in a multi-sided high five configuration and shout: "Emergency service action-bottom powers ACTIVATE!" Nothing about their appearance changes, but their demeanor does. They cease to be a sticky pile of horny couch potatoes and they become the most dedicated and effective killing machine ever known to Earth. And what THIS machine kills, is PAIN!
THE EPISODES AND MV'S OF STrOnGARMS EXPLAINED
1 "All We Are" Theme: Vulnerability. Hentai plot: Shibari noob safety scare. Leelee uncharacteristically shaken. Main plot: Rock-climber cliff rescue. History lore: How Brenna conceived the STrOnGARMS mechanical suit concept. - End theme MV: Hanging on - FIR.
2 "In a Tree With My Pants Down" - Theme: consent. Main plot: Lemmy's peeping tom impaled through nutsack in tree fall. Hentai plot: Sexy nurses make bathing video. - End MV: Voyeur, by Blink-182
3 "You're a rock star" - - education. Female feminist new friend reconciles core values with new-found daddy dom enjoyment. Leelee is an exemplary Dominant to Lemmy. End MV: Allstar, by Smashmouth
4 "Enough of Her Man's Rage" The boundary-defense episode. Main plot: A kamikaze FPV scare forces the gang to remedial flak turret training. Leele is thriving. Lemmy doesn't like it. Hentai plot: Tactical gear photo shoot. - End MV: Revenge, by Papa Roach. - Lore: Brenna develops the Drone-Snaring, Numerous Tangling Salvo bolo cloud rocket. (DSNuTS)
5 "Rungs Under You" - The "I can fix them" Episode - Fineshrine, by Purity Ring
6 "Offnen mir" - The "Nah I'd fix him bro, hold mah beer" episode. One of the gang gets Collared. Yay! Another attempts to solo her BF's inner demons. Lerooooy Jenkins!!! - Diese Kalt Nacht, by Faun
7 "Leaving Me Broken" - the "She didn't fix me, she made me worse" episode. Patient is amputee veteran heartbreak suicide attempter. Sex plot: negotiating bondage scene. - End MV: "Stricken", by Disturbed. - Lore: Brenna Lovecox, MC Parson and Stonefar Doomer develop the Portable Un-Manned Attack Aircraft, which figures prominently in EMOGF 2075's battle sequences. Known as the PUMAA, it is an FPV style fixed wing gunfighter drone. Some say it bears a resemblance to the Fairchild Republic A-10 Thunderbolt II ground attack fighter, an IRL jet with a reeeeally big gun.
8 "Why Are You my Remedy?" - the "They're gonna fix me, right?" episode. Lemmy and Leelee break up. But they figure it out, after abandoning some illusions. End MV: Clarity, by Zedd ft Foxes
9 The sex trafficking episode Main plot: The gang and Kevlar ninjas transport psych-cas court witness
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12 the Girls are stinky episode
13 The Boys are stinky episode (Also Halloween Episode! <3 ) - Patient is a captured fugitive yandere murderer. Sex plot: knife-play halted by unexpected yuck, turns to unscheduled cuddling. End MV: Lovers' End by the Birthday Massacre.
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16 "Gonna Have a Heart Attack" - The "oops that was drugs" episode - Main plot: Rave overdose. Hentai plot: Lemmy picks up the wrong drink..... and.....wait for iiiiiiiit, "Oops! That was drugs." - End MV: High as Fuck, by Jon Lajoi
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22 "Hope" - the "Love wins! episode. "Vindicated" by Dashboaard confessoinal
23 "you can have the best of me" - prosperity. The gang enjoys R and R after a long season of being sexy bad-asses. No one needs rescuing. There is no lore. The whole thing is the onsen episode. Harem arcs all concluded happily. Even the ones where some parties didn't get everything they wanted. Which is all of them. End MV: Best Of Me, by The Starting Line
24 " Goin' down swingin The Send-Off Party Episode - Theme: Legacy - Hentai plot: bitter-sweet Polycule radioactive decay. Main plot: After training their own successors in command, Lemmy and Leelee move away to grow old together, tying with MC and Brenna for happiest ending in the whole trilogy. The rest of the gang represent them commendably, and train the new recruits, embodying their motto of "Animus, benignitas, uwu."
THE END
But if you just imagine all the dates and names different, you can loop back to episode one of EMOGF SF and the plot still keeps making sense.
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