Alignment: PLUS double agent, CDF Armory civilian contractor
Crazy Ed's Message: Hello! If you're a person who's not me, thanks for visiting! I'm excited about this project and I feel it's developed enough that I'm inviting other people to look over my shoulder as I work. If you find yourself diving into my EMOGF rabbit hole, i hope you find something here that helps you get to where you want to go in life. I'm allowing for the possibility there may be some who think my project is JUST SO COOL that they want to form a production team with me. Maybe, who knows. The internet is a magical place. I don't know who you are yet, and neither do you. But if you are you, I'm certain you'll know who you are when you get here. But in the mean time, I'm having a great time doing this as my hobby. If you start clicking on my other text posts, get ready to get autism-dumped!
Character Traits: What if Homestar Runner was a multi-addicted ego-nihilist with a martyr complex and an allergy to happiness? The answer is Stone-far Doomer.
Stone-far knows no joy, and his only pleasure in life is fleeting and hollow. He gets a great rush every time, when he makes someone feel stupid. And his favorite targets are anyone in the room with any kind of happy thought anywhere in their mind. He won't stop until they feel stupid for feeling happy.
A favorite tactic is to begin by complaining of a problem, drawing people into the conversation to offer solutions and point out the positive elements. They don't realize it but they are playing a game. The game is called "Cheer up Doomer." Doomer is both the other team, and the referee, and he's already decided who's going to lose. Due to his clever strategy of changing the subject and flatly denying reality, they never stood a chance. One by one, their solutions are debunked, hope dies, their nice little ideas about making the world better by making a person happy, turn to dust in their hands. Everyone in the room is now sad. Except for Doomer. FLAWLESS VICTORY.
Occasionnaly, Doomer runs into another man life himself. There is an instant bond of mutual respect, born of recognition of an equal intellect. The closest thing he knows to true friendship. Neither tries to cheer up the other, since they both know the game. Instead, the game they play is a dick-measuring contest, and the dicks are misery. They both win, then join up for a night of dangerously heavy drinking. These friendships can sometimes last for weeks, only ending when Doomer realizes his new best bud is a contagiously miserable sack of self-flinging shit.
Canon Actions:
Shitty childhood (you can tell). Joined PLUS as underage kid years before the beginning of the show. Turned double agent, infiltrated the City Defense Armory. (Mini-lore: bc he's annoying and PLUS wanted him somewhere else.) Saves MC's life during PLUS attack on CDF Armory and they escape in a stolen EMOGF vehicle. Doomer's orders from PLUS were to destroy it before exfilling on foot with other double agents, but he had a cooler plan, and was fixing up the EMOGF in secret from both PLUS and the CDF, intending to use it himself in a really cool suicide protest. Now he's pissed that MC messed it up by making Doomer save him. Hooks up with Firecrotch (she somehow manages to make him even worse)
Final scene: Sitting in a lawn chair, sipping a beer, on a hilltop at sunset. While being bracketed by artillary. After an argument via radio with Brenna Lovecox, which ends with him saying "...well fuck me, I guess."
Running gags:
Has a speech impediment like Homestar Runner
Has to be the most pessimistic person in the room. Will not stop until satisfied.
Always going on suicide missions, which accomplish every objective except getting him killed, much to his frustration.
catch-phrases:
"Suffowing makes you a good pehson." And then, five minutes later: "You know, my suffowing is pwobabwy biggow than evewyone ewse in the woom combined....not that it mattows, of couwse."
"Yeah, that WOULD wuhk...but thew's just one pwobwem..."
"I appweciate you twying to help, but you fohgot one thing..."
"Okay, wook this is what you gotta undowstand, okay? This is what people don't get"
"Heh. You wouldn't get it."
Doomer is going to make the audience hate themselves for being glad he's dead...but not that much. It's understandable. He was a pretty easy guy to hate.
Crazy_Ed
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Character: Stone-far Doomer
Alignment: PLUS double agent, CDF Armory civilian contractor
Crazy Ed's Message:
Hello! If you're a person who's not me, thanks for visiting! I'm excited about this project and I feel it's developed enough that I'm inviting other people to look over my shoulder as I work. If you find yourself diving into my EMOGF rabbit hole, i hope you find something here that helps you get to where you want to go in life. I'm allowing for the possibility there may be some who think my project is JUST SO COOL that they want to form a production team with me. Maybe, who knows. The internet is a magical place. I don't know who you are yet, and neither do you. But if you are you, I'm certain you'll know who you are when you get here. But in the mean time, I'm having a great time doing this as my hobby. If you start clicking on my other text posts, get ready to get autism-dumped!
Character Traits:
What if Homestar Runner was a multi-addicted ego-nihilist with a martyr complex and an allergy to happiness? The answer is Stone-far Doomer.
Stone-far knows no joy, and his only pleasure in life is fleeting and hollow. He gets a great rush every time, when he makes someone feel stupid. And his favorite targets are anyone in the room with any kind of happy thought anywhere in their mind. He won't stop until they feel stupid for feeling happy.
A favorite tactic is to begin by complaining of a problem, drawing people into the conversation to offer solutions and point out the positive elements. They don't realize it but they are playing a game. The game is called "Cheer up Doomer." Doomer is both the other team, and the referee, and he's already decided who's going to lose. Due to his clever strategy of changing the subject and flatly denying reality, they never stood a chance. One by one, their solutions are debunked, hope dies, their nice little ideas about making the world better by making a person happy, turn to dust in their hands. Everyone in the room is now sad. Except for Doomer. FLAWLESS VICTORY.
Occasionnaly, Doomer runs into another man life himself. There is an instant bond of mutual respect, born of recognition of an equal intellect. The closest thing he knows to true friendship. Neither tries to cheer up the other, since they both know the game. Instead, the game they play is a dick-measuring contest, and the dicks are misery. They both win, then join up for a night of dangerously heavy drinking. These friendships can sometimes last for weeks, only ending when Doomer realizes his new best bud is a contagiously miserable sack of self-flinging shit.
Canon Actions:
Shitty childhood (you can tell). Joined PLUS as underage kid years before the beginning of the show. Turned double agent, infiltrated the City Defense Armory. (Mini-lore: bc he's annoying and PLUS wanted him somewhere else.) Saves MC's life during PLUS attack on CDF Armory and they escape in a stolen EMOGF vehicle. Doomer's orders from PLUS were to destroy it before exfilling on foot with other double agents, but he had a cooler plan, and was fixing up the EMOGF in secret from both PLUS and the CDF, intending to use it himself in a really cool suicide protest. Now he's pissed that MC messed it up by making Doomer save him.
Hooks up with Firecrotch (she somehow manages to make him even worse)
Final scene: Sitting in a lawn chair, sipping a beer, on a hilltop at sunset. While being bracketed by artillary. After an argument via radio with Brenna Lovecox, which ends with him saying "...well fuck me, I guess."
Running gags:
Has a speech impediment like Homestar Runner
Has to be the most pessimistic person in the room. Will not stop until satisfied.
Always going on suicide missions, which accomplish every objective except getting him killed, much to his frustration.
catch-phrases:
"Suffowing makes you a good pehson." And then, five minutes later: "You know, my suffowing is pwobabwy biggow than evewyone ewse in the woom combined....not that it mattows, of couwse."
"Yeah, that WOULD wuhk...but thew's just one pwobwem..."
"I appweciate you twying to help, but you fohgot one thing..."
"Okay, wook this is what you gotta undowstand, okay? This is what people don't get"
"Heh. You wouldn't get it."
Doomer is going to make the audience hate themselves for being glad he's dead...but not that much. It's understandable. He was a pretty easy guy to hate.
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