💎🎙️ Dude, Where’s My Carat? | The Gemstone Podcast You Didn’t Know You Needed

Ever lost a gemstone, your sanity, or both? Same.

Welcome to Dude, Where’s My Carat? — the podcast where rocks rock, diamonds aren't always forever, and laughter is the real precious gem. Hosted by a gem-obsessed rockhound with a sharp wit and zero chill, we deep-dive into the world of gemstones, minerals, myths, mining madness, and misadventures from the lapidary underworld.

💬 Expect:

Real gem stories (the good, the bad, the “what the hell is this?”)

Jokes as sharp as a VVS diamond

A caratload of retro, ridiculous, rock-nerd energy

Subscribe if you love shiny things, smartass commentary, or finding value in the things people overlook (like that chunk of quartz your aunt swears is a ruby).

🪨 New episodes Bi-monthly
🔎 Can’t find your carat? You’re in the right place.