Gems of the Americas

๐Ÿ’Ž๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Dude, Whereโ€™s My Carat? | The Gemstone Podcast You Didnโ€™t Know You Needed

Ever lost a gemstone, your sanity, or both? Same.

Welcome to Dude, Whereโ€™s My Carat? โ€” the podcast where rocks rock, diamonds aren't always forever, and laughter is the real precious gem. Hosted by a gem-obsessed rockhound with a sharp wit and zero chill, we deep-dive into the world of gemstones, minerals, myths, mining madness, and misadventures from the lapidary underworld.

๐Ÿ’ฌ Expect:

Real gem stories (the good, the bad, the โ€œwhat the hell is this?โ€)

Jokes as sharp as a VVS diamond

A caratload of retro, ridiculous, rock-nerd energy

Subscribe if you love shiny things, smartass commentary, or finding value in the things people overlook (like that chunk of quartz your aunt swears is a ruby).

๐Ÿชจ New episodes Bi-monthly
๐Ÿ”Ž Canโ€™t find your carat? Youโ€™re in the right place.