Life is a party, and I'm the piñata.

Hi, I'm Dyst, and I'm an unhinged maniac who sucks at uploading consistently and makes content that appeals to almost no one other than my autistic self! I'm an (amateur) artist, animator, writer, and voice actor. I've been making videos here for over a decade now. If you're subscribed to this channel and don't recall ever subscribing to me, my name used to be "King of the Object Shows!", and I used to post entirely different content, very little of which is still up today. Nowadays, I primarily post about object shows and other random stuff I like (or dislike). I hope you enjoy the stuff I put out, but if you don't, that's okay too.

Please be advised that while much of the content on this channel is suitable for a general audience, some of my other content is recommended for ages thirteen or older. Any 13+ content on this channel will have an appropriate disclaimer.