Life is a party, and I'm the piñata.

Hi, I'm Dyst, and I'm an unhinged maniac who sucks at uploading consistently and makes content that appeals to almost no one other than my autistic self! I'm an (amateur) artist, animator, writer, and voice actor. I've been making videos here for over a decade now. If you're subscribed to this channel and don't recall ever subscribing to me, my name used to be "King of the Object Shows!", and I used to post entirely different content, very little of which is still up today. Nowadays, I primarily post about object shows and other random stuff I like (or dislike). I hope you enjoy the stuff I put out, but if you don't, that's okay too.

Please be advised that while much of the content on this channel is suitable for a general audience, some of my other content is recommended for ages thirteen or older. Any 13+ content on this channel will have an appropriate disclaimer.


Dystoastic

The jar was the least of her worries.

6 days ago | [YT] | 0

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Poster

2 weeks ago | [YT] | 2

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ICUP 1 now has full English captions! All future episodes of ICUP will probably have subtitles upon release from now on.

1 month ago (edited) | [YT] | 1

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ICUP 2 production resumes tomorrow. Sorry for not working on it for a while, my phone broke, but I just got a new one, so I can work on it again.

1 month ago | [YT] | 3

Dystoastic

‪@joeybar.‬​​​​ What's it gonna take for you to make this happen??

jk, you probably wouldn't be able to do this one, I'll pick something easier when I become a member in September (hopefully anyway, also that rhymes hehe).

1 month ago (edited) | [YT] | 3

Dystoastic

‪@BFDI‬‪@TTGuy10000‬​​ I'll see you in court.

1 month ago (edited) | [YT] | 1

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I just put a section on my channel with all my friends on it, but if I put you on there and you don't actually consider me a friend and/or aren't comfortable being there, don't be afraid to let me know, I'll get you off of there.

1 month ago | [YT] | 1

Dystoastic

ICUP 1's epilogue be like:

2 months ago | [YT] | 0

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Fun fact, ICUP 1 was fully produced in 1440p, and each scene was rendered as such, but rendering the final cut of the episode with each pre-rendered scene put together ended up compressing the footage really badly, and ironically enough, re-rendering the episode to only be 1080p actually reduced the compression (even though it's still somewhat present even aside from YouTube's compression, but I swear it was even worse when I tried rendering in 2K initially). Anyway, I'm probably not gonna produce any future episodes of ICUP in 2K for the time being, but since the raw scenes of ICUP 1 ARE in full 2K, I'm gonna try post all of them on my second channel later for posterity, so take that as a heads up for anyone subbed to my second channel. Might wanna disable notifications there for a little while.

2 months ago (edited) | [YT] | 3

Dystoastic

Sketchpad is not a High School Musical character, please stop gaslighting me.

2 months ago (edited) | [YT] | 2