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Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't

A Low-Brow, Crass Approach to Plant Ecology & Evolution as muttered by a Misanthropic Chicago Italian. We study plants through the lens of ecology and evolution, rather than what supposed anthropocentric uses they can provide (as if holding up the biosphere wasn't enough).

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The Florida Pain Clinic - Split Oak Forest

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Banned from Mobot #2 - Herbarium Labels & Cheilanthoid Ferns

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Glacial Prairies and Quaking Aspens

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Oak-Hickory Forests of Nuevo León

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Atlanta Georgia : Call to Restore Schisandra glabra

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Fire Savannas, Sand Prairies, & Sweet Ferns

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The Bison, the Lead Plant, & the Fossils of the Loess Hills, Iowa

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The Wisconsin Hemp Farm

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Chicago Kill Your Lawn Follow-Up

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Bristlecone Pines & Sedona Herbal Enemas

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Possibility Place Nursery - Native Plants for Chicago

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Pine-Oak Forests of the Sierra Madre

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The Lost Sage of the Sierra Madre

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Talking to Horned Lizards in Mexican Oak Savannas

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Nuevo Leon Oak Forest Blitz

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The Southwest Rainbow Mushroom and other Delights

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Deceptive Pollination in Ecuadorian Orchids!

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Sky Island Thieves of Mycorrhizae

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Public Landscaping...with Native Plants!

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Cliff Dwelling Plants of the Chihuahua Desert

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Massive Maitake Mushroom in Costa Rican Oak Forests

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Reverse Tactics on Mormons

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Ancient Cloud Forests of Costa Rica

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Davis Mountains Sashay

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Part 2 - Roundrock Texas Lawn Kill - How to Install Drip Irrigation Line for Native Plants

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Round Rock Texas Lawn Kill

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Four Corners Botany - Tiny Cactus & Big Buckwheats

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Four Corners Botany - New Mexico Narcan Flowers, Dwarf Milkweeds & Indian Ricegrass at Dusk

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Sand Trap Botany of Southern New Mexico

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Prostate Check in the Gypsum Deserts of Northwest Texas

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Assorted Clips and Rants

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The El Paso Dunes Are Covered in Cool Plants

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Parasitic Plants on the Steep Rocky Hillsides of the Low Andes

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Southeastern Gonzo Botany Tour

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Plants, Mushrooms & Caves of Ecuador

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Atlanta, Georgia : Sunny Balls and Granite Outcrops

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The South Texas Sand Orchid (that's not an orchid)

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Milkweed Pollination, Up Close and Personal

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Restoring Alabama Limestone Glades with Fire

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The Dry Tropical Forest Oak - Quercus oleoides

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Getting Peed on By Monkeys in Dry Tropical Forests

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Summer Every Day, Winter Every Night

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Star Cactus Blooming in Habitat

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The Best Mosquito Trap

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Costa Rica : Journey to the Páramo Part 1

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Costa Rica's Long Lost Agave

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Pipevines : The Flowers That Trap Their Pollinators

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Giant Lobelias & Drought-Tolerant Maidenhairs

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This Rare Frog Resembles a Purple Donut

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A Rare Cactus is Quickly Disappearing from Texas

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South American Cypress Bogs

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Coastal Old Growth Araucaria Forests of Nahuelbuta National Park

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Volcanic Rosettes and Pumice Mountains: Andean Condors Part 2 (Chile)

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Why Are There So Many More Toxic Plants Than Mushrooms?

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Andean Condors & the Andean Carpet Cactus

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Giant Neotropical Bamboos...Taller Than Most Buildings!

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HOW TO CREATE YOUR OWN SPECIES LIST USING INATURALIST & GOOGLE SHEETS

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Ethnobotany of a Tropical Fruit Market

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A Palm Tree That Found A Way to Grow Wider & Stabilize Itself : The "Walking" Palm

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Serpentine Endemic Plants Of California & New Caledonia

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