Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't - Invidious

Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't

A Low-Brow, Crass Approach to Plant Ecology & Evolution as muttered by a Misanthropic Chicago Italian. We study plants through the lens of ecology and evolution, rather than what supposed anthropocentric uses they can provide (as if holding up the biosphere wasn't enough).

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Restoring Alabama Limestone Glades with Fire

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The Dry Tropical Forest Oak - Quercus oleoides

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Getting Peed on By Monkeys in Dry Tropical Forests

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Summer Every Day, Winter Every Night

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Star Cactus Blooming in Habitat

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The Best Mosquito Trap

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Costa Rica : Journey to the Páramo Part 1

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Costa Rica's Long Lost Agave

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Pipevines : The Flowers That Trap Their Pollinators

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Giant Lobelias & Drought-Tolerant Maidenhairs

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This Rare Frog Resembles a Purple Donut

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A Rare Cactus is Quickly Disappearing from Texas

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South American Cypress Bogs

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Coastal Old Growth Araucaria Forests of Nahuelbuta National Park

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Volcanic Rosettes and Pumice Mountains: Andean Condors Part 2 (Chile)

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Why Are There So Many More Toxic Plants Than Mushrooms?

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Andean Condors & the Andean Carpet Cactus

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Giant Neotropical Bamboos...Taller Than Most Buildings!

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HOW TO CREATE YOUR OWN SPECIES LIST USING INATURALIST & GOOGLE SHEETS

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Ethnobotany of a Tropical Fruit Market

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A Palm Tree That Found A Way to Grow Wider & Stabilize Itself : The "Walking" Palm

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Serpentine Endemic Plants Of California & New Caledonia

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The Strange South American Flower That Steals from Fungus

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A plant from the Upper Amazon with a Potent Alkaloid...

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On Wealth Worship & Cultural Inertia

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Chile's Remarkable Sclerophyll Forests

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Jurassic Forests Part 2

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Jurassic Forests of Southern Chile : Part 1 of 2

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THIS "FOSSIL FOREST" WAS SUBMERGED FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS

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Araucaria araucana in Southern Chile

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Gondwanan Cypress Bogs & Patagonian Tarantulas

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This Herb Resembles a Monster Reptile

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Ruderal Plants & Ode to a Rare Mustard

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Rants About Pine Plantations in an Araucaria Forest

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Floristic Survey of the Mapocho River, Chile

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The South American Redwood & Memories of Gondwana

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Land Maintenance at Thornscrub Sanctuary

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This Parasite Lives Inside a Cactus

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Feral Pigs Are Destroying Peyote Habitat

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Better Living Through Reptiles

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How Cacti Recover from Sunburn

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How Do New Plant Species Evolve? A Lecture for You Jadrools

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Learning to Appreciate the Dry Season... (SHORT)

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Davis Mountains Sky Island Complex

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Native, Invasive, & the Ecology of Biogeography

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Where the Limestone Meets the Lava

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Revisiting the Illegal Garden

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Talking About Feelings w/ An Obscene Mojave Wildflower

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Massive Old Brewer Spruce at Castle Crags

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Rahds Homage to Crime Pays

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Catastrophic Grease Trap Fail

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Take Your Dog to Work Day 2014

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Around the World in 45 Minutes : The Best Botanic Garden in the US

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intro to Soils and Using the Rockd App Sponsored by Chicago's Premier Steel Warehouse (Not Really)

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Native Plants Nursery Oklahoma City

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Spreadin' Paht Seeds for Da Birds/Chicago Halloween Exposé

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Texas' Tiniest Oak Can Live for Centuries

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Wichita Mountains Recap in Lawton Oklahoma

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Natural "Caliche" Cement & the Rare Plants That Love It

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