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Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't

A Low-Brow, Crass Approach to Plant Ecology & Evolution as muttered by a Misanthropic Chicago Italian. We study plants through the lens of ecology and evolution, rather than what supposed anthropocentric uses they can provide (as if holding up the biosphere wasn't enough).

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South Texas Native Desert Garden

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Met Some Cool Guys in New Mexico while doing field work.

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Bats & Bromeliads

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Meet the plant that's more related to pines than you might think at first glance : the genus Gnetum

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