My Dad Is Clearly Not An iPad Kid | #dadjokes #ipadkid #familytime

People In L.A. Are HAUNTED | @BunnieXo @LeanneMorganComedy | #losangeles #ketaminetherapy

Bert Writes A Song For @RealMarcusKing | #songwriting #countrymusic #childhoodmemories

Which WWE Superstar Will Blacklist Someone? | #wwe #beckylynch #sethrollins #wweraw

The Straights Are At It Again @lukeandsassyscott | #heterosexual #lgbtq #cringe

I'm A Hufflepuff According To #CodyRhodes | #hogwarts #hufflepuff #harrypotter

@rsickler⁩ Said I Pronounce "Nightmare" Correctly | #englishspeaking #comedian #pronunciation

Napoleon NEVER Checked His Mail for 3 WEEKS | @joshpeck #BenSoffer | #napoleon #mail #comedyshorts

@margoprice Titles My Song "Ballad of the Cougar" | #musician #songwriting #musicsong

My Dad Is Trying To Mandela Effect Me, WE HAD A VAN | #SklarBrothers #vanlife #dadhumor

I'll Never Quit Drinking On Planes!! | #drinking #alcohol #planespotting #bertcast

Pay #RondaRousey $1,000,000,000 To Fight In The Ring | #ufc #wwe #wrestling

GPP-1's Wont Take Away My Sparkle! |#glp1 #mounjaro #comedyshow

Eating A Roast Beef While I Poop | @OutofOrderrr #LesMascots | #dadhumor #cookingchannel

I'm Pretty Good At Guessing Your Disabilities | #bertcast w/ @itskatherineblanford & #IanFidance

#ToddGlass Eats While Giving My Eulogy | #bertcast #comedian #comedyshorts

This White Boy (ME) Ranks Hood Movies with @jeezyofficial @Big.Boy. and @ericblake9151

We Need To See @zacbrownband At The Vegas Sphere | #bertcast #thesphere #livemusic

Coach Bert Giving @ChaseRiceMusic & #BrianUrlacher Some Tough Love | #somethingsburning #comedian

We Can Get Our Feelings Hurt | #AdamDeVine #Workaholics

Bert Burns Onions In Front Of #AnthonyAnderson & #CedricTheEntertainer

Rob Lowe's Best O Face | @adamraycomedy & #RobLowe

Can’t wait for the party to keep going in 2026! Get tix via my link in bio.🔥

Should LeeAnn and I make this an official part of my Permission to Party set? 💥 🎤

If you've ever wondered how we brainstorm promos…. Come party with me on tour!

Last time I played RED ROCKS it was one of the wildest nights… so we’re doing it AGAIN. OCTOBER 1 🔥

In case you need some squatting tip(s). More on my tour! Get tickets at BertBertBert.com

All Mushroom Donations Are Appreciated

My Wife Steals Cats | #SomethingsBurning ft. @NADCPodcast

#Minnesota come check me out this weekend. I’m healthy.

Might do this again at my next show. Tix at bertbertbert.com

This Is The Greatest Thing #GuyFieri Has Done | #bertcast with @bertkreischer

Exercising my first amendment right tonight in Rockford, Illinois!

Permission to Party Starts This Thursday

@ChanelWC Is Never Not On My Mind and Her Lipo | #somethingsburning with @bertkreischer

@jordanjensenlolstop Knows A Thing Or Two About Gay Parents | #Bertcast with @bertkreischer

Now I Just Have To Sell Merch At My Funeral | #Bertcast with @bertkreischer & #RachaelHarris

It Wasn't The Vodka That Made Him Throw Up | @imlandn & #DaddySteve | #somethingsburning

My Zit Will Be Gone For @RedRocksCO On October 1st!

Six Days For Me, One For Her | #bertcast with #JerryOConnell

Please Tell Me She's Wrong | #SomethingsBurning with #JoelMcHale and #GracePalmer

Pucker Up #JeffFoxworthy I'm A Stand Up At Heart | #Bertcast with @bertkreischer

LeeAnn Used To Man Handle Bert | #SomethingsBurning ft. @itskatherineblanford & #shanetorres

#MiltonBerle Was A Bigger Fan Of #BuddyHackett than #JeffFoxworthy | #Bertcast with @bertkreischer

All Diseases Should Be Happy Diseases | #Bertcast with @zacbrownband

LeeAnn Sure Knows How To Whip Cream | #SomethingsBurning with @thaddish & #ChefAntonia

So Women DO Get Easier With Age | #SomethingsBurning with @thaddish & #ChefAntonia

I Don't Know Just Go To bertbertbert.com to find out #PermissionToParty