Stubby Facts: My full name is Stubby Nedwin McGonster. I'm a former member of the A-Team. I spent three years on death row for crimes against fashion, but escaped to resume my evil career as Lady Gaga's stylist. I can unlock any door through the power of sarcasm. I was once arrested for being excessively brilliant. I also invented the question mark. I inherited Scotland in 1998 and sold it in 2002 for £1.27 and a cheese and tomato sandwich. My nipples glow in the dark. Stubby... everyone's cup of tea.