I got hired to make a landmine factory (many people disliked this)

Putting bear traps in my front yard and running a shop

Serving people "hamburgers" and other goofy bull crap

I invented a chair that either teleports you or brutally kills you

Scamming people by selling them clurniture

The house of one trillion exorcisms

Breaking into the castle and becoming a terrible king

Taking pisses for Jesus † (Revisiting URGE, the pee survival game)

Scamming the police department by selling them boots

My brief addiction to smelling glue in ANEURISM IV

The hornets are pissed (I spray painted their nest green)

guess wear im hiding

Alienoids have invaded planet earth

Destroying society for no real reason :/

You're laughing... my hubby is dead and you're laughing...

Thank goodness, the military is here!!!!

DUCK!!!

POV: You are the government agent watching me thru my web cam

WATCH YOUR STEP THERE'S AN EXPLOSIV-

Nothing beats crappin' out some turds with the boys

Feeding my nephew to a bear for no real reason

Every few minutes, something slightly horrible happens to me

It's Purge Night in Bikini Bottom

Both of my hands fell off... today SUCKS!!

Smoaking sea weed and gambling

A sweetheart like me does not belong in prison. I'm leaving.

Alien snakes have infiltrated the space station

Documenting my journey through the zombie apocalypse

Living in the garbage and eating mushrooms

Making an AI pretend to be our little brother

This boot has to feed a family of 4...

My A.I. therapist won't stop roasting me for no reason

Smoking crickets in the backrooms

Holy crap, this reminds me of the time I was in Super Mario 64

I seem to have misplaced the patient's head...

dang it

God gives his tastiest beers to his drunkest drivers

Dang it, I thought this icon ☢️ meant something cool...

This wooden idiot won't LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!

Playing Zomboid with lots of weird restrictions

Having some intellectual conversations with chat

This freak ate my child and got me addicted to gambling

I dip him in the ✨𝒑𝒐𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏✨when he misbehaves

Cutting off both of my arms for the pain convention

Letting a cursed Magic 8 Ball guide me through the wasteland

The moaner apocalypse has begun. Humanity is doomed.

Exploring a normal dungeon that is completely safe

Becoming millionaires and buying 2,000 microwaves

I have some very unfortunate news about Kerfur

My "kingdom" full of peasants voiced by chat

I have been invaded by 150 foot tall freaks

Dying on an island with these weirdos

Building a big tower to launch ourselves kinda high

Creepy little freak caught live on camera

The home owner's association is going to kill me

My community submitted weird stuff to 3D print in-game

I got my jet flying license, let's gooo! let's gooo!!

The invisible aliens who feed me yogurt are mad at me

This is what it's like to live in Australia

The deers here... 𝗱𝗼 get a bit quirky at night...