[FORUM WEAPON] "For this, we should crush your bones into powder."

[FORUM WEAPON] "Does anybody else feel like a fried egg?"

[FORUM WEAPON] "Well, the least you could've done is let me in on the caper."

[FORUM WEAPON] "Have the good taste to die."

[FORUM WEAPON] "Now the real game begins."

[FORUM WEAPON] ♫I'm sucking up your I.Q., vacuuming your cortex, feeding off your brain♫

[FORUM WEAPON] "Spank me."

[FORUM WEAPON] "I don't think so."

[FORUM WEAPON] "It's the car, right? Chicks love the car."

[FORUM WEAPON] "Blind, stupid, simple, doo-dah, clueless luck!"

[FORUM WEAPON] "Yeah, and you wish you thought of it."

[FORUM WEAPON] "Caffeine will kill you!"

[FORUM WEAPON] "See you soon."

[FORUM WEAPON] "You're always of two minds about everything."

[FORUM WEAPON] "Yes, yes, yes, oh, happy day!"

[FORUM WEAPON] "Why hasn't anybody put you in your place?"

[FORUM WEAPON] "Now that's impressive!"

[FORUM WEAPON] "Stupid, but noble."

[FORUM WEAPON] "What a rush!"

[FORUM WEAPON] "Fortune smiles, another day of wine and roses. In your case, beer and pizza."

[FORUM WEAPON] "Joygasm!"

[FORUM WEAPON] "Why can't you just die?!"

[FORUM WEAPON] "I'll see you in hell."

[FORUM WEAPON] "That's just what I said."

[FORUM WEAPON] "Voila!"

[FORUM WEAPON] "Looks like fun, let me try!"

[FORUM WEAPON] "Bummer."

[FORUM WEAPON] "Has anybody ever told you, you have a serious impulse control problem?"

[FORUM WEAPON] "That's hideous."

[FORUM WEAPON] "Insightful. Naïve, but insightful."

[FORUM WEAPON] "Your entrance was good, his was better. The difference, showmanship."

[FORUM WEAPON] "Nice form, a little rough on the landing."

[FORUM WEAPON] "I'm having a breakthrough. And a breakdown? Maybe!"

[FORUM WEAPON] "Shut up!"

[FORUM WEAPON] "There's a challenge."

[FORUM WEAPON] "Crush him!"

[FORUM WEAPON] "You were supposed to understand. I'll make you understand."

[FORUM WEAPON] "You're as blind as a bat."

[FORUM WEAPON] "By the way, I've seen your mind, freak!"

[FORUM WEAPON] "Direct, aren't you?"

[FORUM WEAPON] "Emotion's always the enemy of true justice."

[FORUM WEAPON] "Punctual, even for his own funeral."

[FORUM WEAPON] "I'm counting on it!"

[FORUM WEAPON] "I got him!"

[FORUM WEAPON] "You couldn't get it up if a hood rat sucked your pickle."

[FORUM WEAPON] "Yeah, I fucked up, I don't give a fuck. I'm drunk, leave me alone."

[FORUM WEAPON] "Because your skills are basically Elmer Fudd."

[FORUM WEAPON] "He can't adult correctly."

[FORUM WEAPON] "Here's the Shyamalan twist."

[FORUM WEAPON] "You don't buy cards if you owe rent money."

[FORUM WEAPON] "Because his ego got shattered and his image got shattered."

[FORUM WEAPON] "I'm nothing if not morally flexible."

[FORUM WEAPON] "Got ya, fuckface!"

[FORUM WEAPON] "Why are you like this?"

[FORUM WEAPON] "It's a good thing I don't give a fuck."

[FORUM WEAPON] "You really are God's perfect idiot, aren't you?"

[FORUM WEAPON] "People think I'm a shit talker, but this guy, next level."

[FORUM WEAPON] "Guilty on all charges, Your Honor."

[FORUM WEAPON] "I didn't lie, I made an educated wish."

[FORUM WEAPON] "You are a ridiculous, immature, halfwit moron."