JohnKrakowsky
Philantropist. Lover of People.
My Portfolio:
2.000 Subscribers in 10 Years
180.000 Views in 10 Years
0 Bitches fucked
College:
Bachelor of Arts in Incredibox Lore
with a subsequent Master in YouTube Theory Videos
Bachelor of Science in Hating with a specialisation for Children
Under 16 year olds are tolerated but not desired. For anyone else, please remain seated and enjoy the ride.
CV:
Am I really the Jonathan from Krakow? Are John K. and I the same person? Who is Mr.Mousepad? These questions will not be answered.
I can however assure you a stunning lack of quality in my Videos. Come for the 3 year old Incredibox Theory Videos and stay for infrequently uploaded Shitposts and niche interests of mine.
JohnKrakowsky
My name is not john krakowsky. I make videos for john krakowsky. I am being paid a sum of at least 5 digits every month to keep quiet about his whereabouts.
2 months ago | [YT] | 2
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me when they show me a picture of futurism but it is actually cubism... :/yyyyikes
3 months ago (edited) | [YT] | 0
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Metal textrue png
1 year ago | [YT] | 0
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Midge Ure - The Man who Sold the World
1 year ago | [YT] | 0
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It's honestly kind of heartbreaking to find out that one of your favorite youtubers has been LARPING for the last 4 years. I looked up to that guy but man he just had to bury himself for clout. (I am referring to Mamamax)
1 year ago | [YT] | 0
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you know your latest upload is based when 10 people out of the 30 views it has unsub afterwards :fire:
2 years ago | [YT] | 0
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Youtube made a mistake giving me community post access man ong like 60% of my subscribers are probably <18 man shits horrible. And 10% are like 40 for some reason. Top 10 things to do when youre in your midlife crisis Number 1: watch jonathan krakowsky youtube
2 years ago | [YT] | 0
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ong youtube blocking my adblock actin like "oh but how do we make monies" completely disregarding the fact that my videos with over 180k total views are all monitized and i haven't earned a single penny off them shits here have this quiz for no reason:
Popped a _____ got straight to fuckin. That pussy dulce, smoking fentanyl laced cereal milk i see god. This shit ain't nothin to me man.
2 years ago | [YT] | 0
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Night Mind STOLE from JOHNATHAN KRAKOWKSY??? Hustlers must watch.
2 years ago | [YT] | 2
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