“Tenu pagalpan lagda…Par dil kehnda – viral ho jayega.” 😜

“Aye sahib ye thik nhi…Dil le gaye aur return policy bhi nhi.” 😂

“Wade pe tere bharosa hai…Par Google bhi bol raha – ‘Are you sure?’” 😆

Itna na mujhse tu pyar badha kahin main tujhe apna driver na bana lu! 😂

Itna na mujhse tu pyar badha…pehle like 👍 aur subscribe 🔔 karke dikha! 😜

Tumhara naam kya hai? mera Naam jaan ke kya karoge… ration card me add karna hai kya? 🤣

“Tum to dhokebaz ho…Maine chai pilayi, tum biscuit bhi le gaye.” 😜

“Dil deewana bin sajna ke…par sajna ka network hamesha busy.” 📶😅

Mangne se kabhi pyar milta nahi… bas ‘busy hu’ milta hai. 😆

“Mera final decision: Shaadi cancel.” 😜

“Dhoop ho chhaon sajan main to aaungi…bas location sahi bhejna 😜

“तू चांदनी रात में गोली चला गया…मैं बोली – भाई शादी है क्या यहाँ? 🤭”

“Bol kya kehna hai… par pehle chai pila.”

“Raah me unse mulaqat ho gayi… par wo to dusri gali me bhaag gaya.” 🏃‍♂️🤣

“47 weight kudi da… par drama daily serial wala.” 📺🤣

“Mujhe naulakha mangade re…aur yahan hero ki jagah surprise package aa gaya.” 😂

**“Entry garam masala ki hui aur scene blockbuster ho gaya.” 🤣🔥

“Humne wahi lagaya dil jahan pe return policy hi nahi thi.” 😂

“Babli Badmash entry… aur sab chup 🤣”

“Camera on hua…aur meri comedy start.” 🤣

“Salman photo khicho…warna main bol dungi tum photographer nahi ho!” 😜

“Nazdeek aaye…aur turant wapas chale gaye 🤣”Pr Kyu🤭

“Main toh bas baat kar rahi thi…aur banda chupke se chumma le gaya 😂”

“Life में problem कम थी…मैंने garam masala ज़्यादा डाल दिया!” 😜

“Main ek baar jiska haath pakad leti hu…phir bechara sochta rehta hai — galti kaha ho gayi.” 🤣

Tanauu wali entry…par ending me sab hansne lagte hain 😜

Dekha ek khwab… 😌Expectation: Love story start hogi 💕Reality: Comedy show ban gaya 🤣

“Hero banne aaya tha…par scene dekh ke script hi badal gayi. 🫣

“Naulakha mangade re… warna nakhre aur badha dungi.” 😏

“Berang hawayein chal rahi hain…shayad mera crush kisi aur ko ‘hi’ bol rahi hai.” 😂

“Beedi jalaile jigar se…Aur mohalla bola – bhai fire brigade bulao 🚒🤣

“Tum mile toh aisa laga…jaise meri अधूरी किताब को उसका खोया हुआ पन्ना मिल गया.”✨

“Expectation: Love story ❤️ Reality: Comedy show 🤣”

“Dil to kisi aur ka wait kar raha tha…par scene me tum entry maar gaye.” 🫣

Love you… अब reply में “कौन?” मत पूछना. 😂

Mujhe pyaar hua Allah Miya…aur dil ne bina OTP ke hi approve kar diya. 😜

Kis Disco Mein Jaye…Pyar mein log pagal ho jaate hain…Aur main proof hoon. 🤣

Zyada mat hasna…Padosi sochega lottery lag gayi. 😂

Tu Cheez Badi Hai Mast Mast…Log bole — bas bas bas! 😂

Aankhon mein base ho tum…Notice diya hai — rent badh गया! 🫣

Gore gore mukhde pe kala kala chashma…Nazrein tik गई तो penalty लगेगी! 😜

Haila Haila …ka swag hi alag hai bhai,dekhte hi log bole — arey kya vibe hai bhai! 😜

TIRKIT DHA…Girgit ne bhi Google pe search kiya: “insaano se tez rang kaise badle?” 🤣

Hum Toh Dil Chaahe Tumhara…Dil hai… koi hostel nahi, jo sab rehne aa jaye. 😜

🫟Holi hai🫟aaj sharafat chhutti par hai! 😜

Jai Jai Shiv Shankar… bhang bhi ready aur rang bhi! 🌿🎨😜

🫟Happy Holi🫟love, colors aur fun! 🎨💫

Radhe Braj Jan man Sukhkari ….