Sometimes the best financial decision isn’t the best personal decision. I chose the right path

If I don’t have travel plans, I’m making travel plans. Literally always ready for an adventure

Why order a cute drink if we’re not going to clink? I promise we do more than go to bars

Listen, I don’t workout just to hide the progress. It’s summer & these legs are begging for sun

Content is rarely done in one take. Glad I have friends that are willing to be a fool with me.

Hate to break it to you but part of my memory process is looking it up and repeating it

Never know unless you check 🤷‍♂️ didn’t expect big coats and drinking hot chocolate in the summer

Pretty much how it went down. We went from being 950 miles apart to a spontaneous weekend in Vegas

If we’re going anywhere together, be ready to record content. Thankfully I have friends who are down

The final result. 10 min of climbing on each other for a 12 sec clip. Social media at its finest.

Here’s how it happened. Took a few takes, but I think we got it at the end.#summeronshorts

Thanks for capturing my good side. Can’t take a video and not post it. #summeronshorts

Think we can pull it off? This is only half the footage from the attempt. #summeronshorts

*clink* 🥂🍻🍹🍷🥃🍸

Don’t mind me, just adding another box to my collection of unopened LEGO builds #legobuild

Yes, the rug burn is from hotel room fun. And by fun I mean this Inspo: @ashleytwistglazebrook

Asked and answered. Be expecting plenty of videos from our trip. #summeronshorts #friends #besties

With Fathers’s Day approaching, I’m sharing this gem. Happy Father’s Day Dad! #summeronshorts

Mouthful of food or sleeping. The only way to find a good shot is to take a bunch of pictures.

I love my cat but damn is she loud. My husband says it’s cause “she takes after you.”

This house would be so quiet without me. He’s learned to tune me out at this point #marriage

My favorite email ever. Give me a chance to be creative and waste time at work?? Absolutely!

Solidifying my spot as the second favorite. I don’t know what he did to win her over but it worked

Shoutout to my biggest fan, Robe. Hope you and your friends are still talking about me.

Happy pride month! Think I answered her question? #pride #standupcomedy #husband

How our renovations started…Still haven’t organized my husband’s office. Want to see the results?

“Where are you going next?” That’s the question I get asked most often from my family. #travel

Even the weights in my house are gay af. Ready to throw these weights around #pridemonth #pride

All recommendations are welcome. Can’t wait to hop on that plane and have a little weekend getaway

Serving 🎂 Shoutout to Kyle for one of my favorite moments from a final tribal

Of all the things I strive to be, tolerable isn’t one of them. And with pride month coming up…

He let me buy a lightning lane pass for it and everything. I screamed the entire ride.

Let this be your sign to grab a friend and record yourselves going somewhere new and having fun

5 years ago, one viral video changed my career trajectory. Happy Tuesday everyone. Have a lemonade

To any of my husband’s coworkers who hear my antics in the background, you’re welcome.

This game had us on the edge of our seats the entire time. Can’t wait to play again

It wouldn’t be one of Kris’ NPCs if they weren’t slightly unbearable. Helga is here for the hustle.

Speed run of my yarn prank. I did my fair share of crawling just to make this happen.

If you give me keys to your place, you are accepting the consequences of my actions. #pranks #bff

Yes I fed the cats while you were gone, but I also added to the atmosphere. Want a full tour?

Here’s the story of how I quit a serving job two weeks after being hired.

Can’t wait to dance my ass off to Steve from Blue’s Clues. Happy wedding guys! #comedy #wedding

The pizza party is nice, but literally I just want more money. Just give me a raise.

I still use dry erase markers on my fridge, but the stains are a hassle sometimes. Any other ideas?

I see comments like this regularly and I have no idea what outcome someone is hoping for

I’m thinking Robe is secretly my number one fan

Explore the city and play DnD with me!August 18-22, 2025. More details in my profile

Clip from my battle with Valerie Nicolette. Full video of the prelims on Roast Battle Chicago YT