I hit Pop with the fart spray! Never again in my own truck!

"Jason you smell like you got wh*re house cologne on!"

"There aint no big b**ties out there today at the Dollar General!"

"Marylin Monroe had a big ol nice b**ty!"

"Pop you know me! I like to get my Christmas stuff up early!"

"I don't care bout no physical therapy...All I want in BBQ and to see some big big booty's!"

"I dont see how anyone can sit in there and take a dump!"

"them are some bad bugs...they'll sting yo booty!"

"P*ss on the Dallas Cowboys...they aint worth a sh*t!"

"Look over there...do you see the big booty...do you see it!"

"Don't listen to your Grandfather...he is just an old man that lies!"

"Them girls just squeezed my back to hard while I was dancing!"

I wanna hit the road!

That Free Dr Pepper hurts your throat!

Billy I dont care if your feelings are hurt!

Go back inside to take your memory pill!

"Nan said she handed you money to buy us some tacos....now where is it!"

"Jason go grab that shovel and get that dead rat outa my yard!

"Boy you can always come up with what YOU bought knowing that you aint bought sh*t!"

"i aint given you no TWENTY....yo can go to the bank on that!"

Who you talking too!?! You must be seeing double!

"Them big b**ty's coming out of Hobby Lobby!"

"beautifuls a** ...if you would quit squirting all that junk on you!"

"Ya gotta have a flash light to see the sh*t!"

"there aint no such thing as good Turkey!"

"Joooeee are you taking your pills!?"

"Your Nan is gonna call me a Pendejuelo...you already know that Jason"

"i aint got no bad attitude im just telling the truth!"

Throwback video to Pop's 87th Birthday!

"Jason you've told so many lies today you bout to run out of words!

"I don't know why that nurse don't get on in here"

"Boy oh boy its hotter than owl's sh*t!"

"on your Day off??...Jason what day are you ever on!"

That money probably dry rotted!

"Jason you ain't helped nobody paint this porch!"

"my eye is always good...looking for them big b**ties!"

"i told those women i had to take ya back home to your wife!"

"Jason get your hands off my a** and my wallet!"

Nan said u were coming up here to get five teeth pulled!"

there aint nothin wrong with this shirt

"i don't think that was a ciggarette...might have been some of that pot!"

"Joe we didnt have jelly to make a sandwich"

"Damn boy how many of them thangs u gonna drink!?"

"Jason you aint stirring up business you stirring up trouble!"

You got a big a**you sitting on!

Pop's washing machine is just full of cookies from his pockets!

"checking in with your Nan doesn't mean sh*t to me!"

Pop doesn't care about my work ethic!

"d*mn boy...oughta be against the law for anyone to wear shorts that tight!"

Nan Interview June 2025

You mean we are going with all this bird sh*t on the car???

"Alright Mary alright...you've done heard everything now so put the window down!"

"i can hear ya from all the way across the street when you open up one of my free Dr. Peppers up!"

Big B**ty baseball moms!

I don't go to Walmart!

"I don't know why you sweatin...all you had to do is walk from the door...you ain't done sh*t!"

"You ain't done SH*t!"

"oooo SH*T!....dont even think about stopping for grilled chicken!"

"You still in here sitting down doing NOTHING!"

Your hands got a cramp in it!