You are not going to believe why this woman left one star for this pizza place. 

When the customer gives the chef a handy-dandy card with all of their allergies and dislikes.

I posted a video featuring a Real Housewife and her attorney demanded an apology video. Here it is.

When the customer over shares.

When you hear someone choking, but realize it’s the regular who never tips.

Please enjoy this dramatic reading of a one star review.

Bigotry is alive and well at Darwell’s Cafe in Long Beach, Mississippi.

When the hostess triple seats you.

This is for anyone who doesn’t want to leave their server a tip

When you’re a waiter at the White Lotus.

When it’s the year 2025 and you want to leave a huge tip for your server.

When you f*ck around and then find out.

When the server says exactly what’s on their mind.

I do not have time for that.

When the customer won’t listen

Me on National Margarita Day

When the kitchen really needs your help.

When there’s a miscommunication between server and customer.

Restaurant 911: Valentine’s Day Edition

When you can’t tell the difference between working in a restaurant and being an actual hell. 

When you work in a corporate restaurant.

When the customer doesn’t understand how free refills work. (Yes, it’s b!tchy.)

When the customer can’t handle a menu change.

When the customer doesn’t understand how restaurants work.

When the customer wants you to sing happy birthday to them.

Please enjoy this dramatic reading of a one star review

When the customer tries to get free food.

When customers don’t understand how restaurants seat tables.

When customers don’t understand how substitutions work.

Servers Shouldn't Have to Work When They're Sick

This makes my heart race.

If hell was like a restaurant

Me after every single shift

Does your restaurant offer health insurance? No, but they do require doctors note to takeoff.

This is what I want to say to a customer sometimes.

If I ever teach a class on waiting tables , this is what it will be like.

How Do You Get The Day off When You're Sick or Injured?

When Servers Can Actually Afford a Doctor's Note

This is for the people who don’t understand how reservations work.

This is the future of waiting tables.

When you really want your shift covered.

When the customer can’t make a decision, even though the choice is obvious.

Everyone loves an Arnold Palmer

If a Server Was Stranded on a Deserted Island

This is the scariest haunted house you could ever go in. Seriously, it’s terrifying.

Stop trying to do my job.

Don’t be this person.

If heaven was like a restaurant.