Weaponized Circumcision is apparently in the Bibble!

Teachers and tests. They both haunt me.

HOA shenanigans continue! When pettiness is combined with time and money, miracles happen!

Some stops on Memory Lane should never be revisited.

I didn't ask for this to be done, but I approve!

If you're Petty and you know it, clap your hands!

If kinks are supposed to be genetic I may have missed an awakening or two.

My pranks turn Nuclear if you involve my wife or my money.

Law says I have to let them stand there. Doesn't say I have to make their experience a pleasant one.

Living the dream. Provided the dream is being a meaty sock puppet.

Looks like we're gonna be giving this HOA a lot of free education!

Whoever said "It's not what you eat but who you eat it with." didn't know the depth of their wisdom.

Don't tempt me with a good ol game of "nut tap". I'm the Paragon of pettiness!

In the name of a payday, if it *can* be done I'll probably do it... #nopanicbutton #farmlife

I'm dying of the Man Flu. Have a classic for today!

Why is it that more Atheists than Christians read the Bibble?

A Bibble for every occasion! #nopanicbutton #comedy #bibble

I've been feeling out about this ever since he told me. God used a PowerPoint Presentation!

Fr. John was only here a week but gave us a years worth of material! #nopanicbutton #religion

Alternative healthcare is starting to look pretty good!

I honestly don't know how no one in the shop hasn't gotten into a fight this past week!

Why can't we have more Priests like this?

Two Johns in the shop. Polar opposites but they're gonna be drinking buddies tonight.....

Even Death is taxed but we're still tariff free!

Anyone up for a fitness journey?

You can actually hear the water screaming through the pipes in some scenes!

I make "ONE" improvement in my shop and the word GLORY sees a spike in use.

John never ceases to amaze when finding new ways to enjoy mankind's oldest past time.

9 years working for me, still gets flustered. #nopanicbutton #comedy

Only in death does duty end. #feelgoodtodie #dyingtosurvive #perish

I think I'm funny. My wife, not so much.

If someone's gonna try to unalive me for politics I may as well disclose my stance!

Gentle parenting can be fun! #nopanicbutton #comedy

Sometimes saving money can cost you.

Hooray for healthcare!

I mean we gotta do *something* with 'em, right? #nopanicbutton #noproof

Sometimes the best solutions are DIY! #nopanicbutton #comedy

Yes! It matters a great deal! #nopanicbutton #comedy #ithastobethisway

The only thing I can pay towards a funeral for someone not on my list is my respect.

Loving what they have for VR games nowadays! #nopanicbutton #comedy

Anyone else's marriage include home improvement warfare?

Sometimes I'd just rather not know. #nopanicbutton #comedy

Anyone else looking to buy some tar and feathers? #nopanicbutton

Live, Laugh.......

No pity for the weak, no mercy for those at fault. Blood for the Blood God! #norevenge #therighteous

Winter is the season for Summer Sausage! #nopanicbutton #comedy

Of all the things we sell, I wish we kept common sense in stock.

Loose lips sink ships..... #nopanicbutton