talking to an anarchist at the park as a gecko - Therapy Gecko

“I MIGHT DOWNSIZE TO A VAN” - Therapy Gecko

“I’M AFRAID OF ETERNITY” - Therapy Gecko

THE LONE COSPLAYER - Therapy Gecko

“I USED TO BE TROUBLE” - Therapy Gecko

“I’M A FARMER” - Therapy Gecko

“I’M A CRUISE SHIP MUSICIAN” - Therapy Gecko

“I AM A FIREFIGHTER” - Therapy Gecko

“I AM A HEARSE ENTHUSIAST” - Therapy Gecko

“MY MOM SOLD MY POKÉMON CARDS” - Therapy Gecko

“AM I WASTING MY TIME?” - Therapy Gecko

“MY FRIEND’S HUSBAND IS SUS” - Therapy Gecko

“MY MOM HATES MY POLY LIFESTYLE” - Therapy Gecko

“THINGS KEEP FIZZLING OUT” - Therapy Gecko

“I WAS BANNED FROM ROBLOX” - Therapy Gecko

i had an existential crisis in japan

another lovely day at the park.

BATHROOM KETAMINE THERAPY - Therapy Gecko

“I WANT TO DO NOTHING” - Therapy Gecko

“I’M A ZOOKEEPER” - Therapy Gecko

“I’M STRANDED ON A BOAT” - Therapy Gecko

being a gecko in the park again. It is fun. - Therapy Gecko

FORGET YOUR GROCERIES FOREVER - Therapy Gecko

“WE MOVED IN FAST” - Therapy Gecko

being a gecko in Thailand

“I LIVE IN A CAVE” - Therapy Gecko

“I FINALLY LOST MY VIRGINITY” - Therapy Gecko

“I LIVE IN A HIPPIE TOWN” - Therapy Gecko

“HOW DO I END THIS CONVERSATION?” - Therapy Gecko

“I LEFT THE MATRIX” - Therapy Gecko

“I WAS AN ALASKAN FISHERMAN” - Therapy Gecko

“IS MURDER BAD?” - being a gecko at the park

“MY MOM RAN AWAY TO DISNEY WORLD” - Therapy Gecko

“I MARRIED A HORSE” - Therapy Gecko

FISHING FOR CLARITY - Therapy Gecko

“WE FOUND LOVE IN A PARKED CAR” - Therapy Gecko

THE EXISTENTIAL DREAD EPISODE - Therapy Gecko

“I WAS ON A JAPANESE TV SHOW WITH MY DENTIST’S COUSIN” - Therapy Gecko

GECKMAIL: CHICKEN DREAD - Therapy Gecko

“MY PARENTS MARRIED ME OFF” - Therapy Gecko

“MY LIFE IS LIKE THE LION KING” - Therapy Gecko

“I TAKE THE BUS 3 HOURS TO DAVE AND BUSTERS” - Therapy Gecko

GECKMAIL:  “A GUY ON XBOX LIVE STOLE MY GF” - Therapy Gecko

THE TIC TAC HORROR STORY - Therapy Gecko

“WILL I UPSET THE GOVERNMENT WITH MY JEWELRY?” - Therapy Gecko

“SHOULD I KEEP DOING FAVORS FOR HIM?” - Therapy Gecko

“I MIGHT HAVE TELEKINESIS” - Therapy Gecko

GECKMAIL: “I TURNED MY FRIEND INTO A FROG” - Therapy Gecko

“I FOUND LOVE ON CHATROULETTE” - Therapy Gecko

GECKMAIL 2.0: “I AM A HEDONIST” - Therapy Gecko

“I’M GETTING A CAMERA IN MY D*CK” - Therapy Gecko

GECKMAIL: “THERE IS A 40 YEAR AGE GAP” - Therapy Gecko

“A LIFE CHANGING BUS RIDE” - Therapy Gecko

“I ENGAGE IN ARMORED COMBAT” - Therapy Gecko

GECKMAIL: POLYAMOROUS BIRDS - Therapy Gecko

“I AM DOING A LOT OF DRUGS” - Therapy Gecko

GECKMAIL: “I’VE SPUN A WEB OF LIES” - Therapy Gecko

“I WILL NEVER LOVE AGAIN” - Therapy Gecko

“I’M A BREAKDANCER IN MEXICO” - Therapy Gecko

“THERE IS A PORTAL IN MY FENCE” - Therapy Gecko