Dualme

AITA for calling a toddler the n word?

*Let me preface this by saying I AM NOT RACIST nor do I condone racist activitities by said racists. I loved Obama and I have many friends of the dark variety.*

My story began as I was enjoying a delectable meal at my local Applebee’s down the street ; when I happen to notice this little bitch ass toddler using the fucking water fountain.

*for context sake, she was in fact of African American Descent*

last time I checked I wasn’t at a goddam zoo, so why the fuck is this primate not using the colored water fountain?? let me tell you, this street scum was getting on my nerves but I let it slide; as I wasn’t some sort of racist that discriminated on African Americans.

But I was watching her intensely now. And Just when I’m about to lose interest, I kid you not the little brat pulled out a jet black IPhone 7 plus that she owned.

Jet black...

Black...

She owned a Black...

This bitch was a racist! I grabbed my whipping stick from underneath my white cloak and whipped this genetically inferior drug addicted monkey back into the Cotton fields where she belonged.

I told her that me and my Klan members would mail her severed body in a crate to Africa, and this is where I called her the [n word]

She was being a retarded racist shit; which is a very common trait in the African American youths. Because of this I believe I was warranted in calling her the [n word].

So Reddit AITA?

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