During an ordinary math class — I accidentally calculated the forbidden chord progression instead of my algebra homework.

The ground shook. My calculator burst into flames. A flock of pigeons outside formed a Gibson Les Paul and nodded in approval. My teacher vanished into thin air, whispering, “You must shred…”

Somewhere in the music department, an unknown force was bending time and space with six strings and a complete disregard for physics. I had two choices: learn to shred or live in shame.

After years of training, I began to discover the sacred techniques of the fretboard.

Now, I channel this wisdom on the internet from a top-secret riff sanctuary powered entirely by overdrive pedals and a classified stash of guitar picks 😳🤘

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