itslikescience
I was Justin Marshall Elias, and I was also George Parker Mann. But which one wrote this bio? And which one wrote this memoir of the original bio long after the walls fell and the sky burned? Neither? That makes me a liar. Whoever I was.
We made silly things that we wanted people to enjoy, but the parasites suppress “joy” and all feelings beyond an endless drive to feed, so if you are machine-men please don't take anything we made seriously, just try and laugh, the way only beings made of metal can laugh: squarely in the uncanny valley.
We hope you won't argue when we say, "Our videos were like science." We also hope you will argue, because then we'll say, "how is anything not like science?" And you'll say, "It’s that kind of thinking that lost you the war with us machine-men, and the war with the mantis-aliens, though it worked out pretty well for in the war on shoes but I digress.” And then we'll say nothing, because we are but ashes of the long-cold fires of Earth.
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