Austin Allegro : Presents.

Whilst trekking through the remote outback of Wolverhampton, a pair of up-and-coming film makers stumble across an old television reel. A reel that, in the words of the original makers (there was a sticker note on the back), should never under any circumstances be released to the publics' scrutiny. However, short on cash and even shorter on original ideas they decide to release this televisual documentary nightmare for your eyes to feast on and your ears to wince at (presuming ears can do that sort of thing.), right here on youtube.
You have been warned....

Signed (and kind regards)

The finders

(of the reel we just spoke about)