Happy Valentine's Day to everyone on Earth!

Here's some rules.
1. No swearing.
2. No UTTP users allowed.
3. Only AUTTP users are allowed.
4. No liking R34 and PornHub.
5. No hate comments.
6. Sub.
7. No unsubscribing.
8. Don't say the N word.
9. No racism.
10. No saying that Cujo is rated G.
11. No calling me a Dumb Ways to Die fanboy.
12. No inflation posts out of me.
12. Call me ZM15 or Zoi.
13. No saluting on stuff I hate.
14. No ranting on stuff I like.
Breaking all these rules would count as a rant video out of you.