I sat down with Lucy Kennedy from Virgin Media Television to discuss my life

Michael talks about the All Ireland Final. - 'The real winner was the seagull Kathleen!'

The worst London accent in the history of the world!

An Irishman explains Baby Reindeer

Michael gets a bit carried away after Everton beat Liverpool

Evernton are going to beat Liverpool!

'People from Nottingham are forest people Kathleen, like if a monkey made love to a man!'

Yes, we won a game, Kathleen, but it was only Burnley, so let's not get ahead of ourselves!

When you hear storm Kathleen is coming, Kathleen!

Farmer Michael and Kathleen UK tour 2024

When you hear Leo Varadkar has retired

There's no black people in Boston!

When you finally shave your beard off

Evernton's points reduction is the worst news ever!

Evernton are back Kathleen!!

Trick or treaters are getting uglier every year

The scariest Halloween tale ever told!!!

When you hear Holly Willoughby has left This Morning

The worst South African accent ever!

What Russel Brand meant to say

Americans don't understand football Kathleen!

You'll reach a higher state of nirvana once you accept Evernton are simply crap

Everton don't need a striker. We already have the best in the world!

Evernton are playing an absolute blinder! - 'They can't deduct points if you don't have any!'

Women's football is not real football Kathleen!

'Maybe Evernton just keep losing because they are bored with the Premier League'

I love the Coldplay Kathleen!

An Irish lad talks about Barbie (I couldn't stop laughing 🤣)

An Irishman is a bit confused about Gay Pride Month

When you're a small bit upset your team lost

Irish people don't celebrate Father’s Day Kathleen!

When you hear women can do driving tests!

An Irish lad tries to explain the Super Bowl

Michael gets a little too excited over the rugby match!

Every Evernton fan today!

Andrew Tate fans be like...

When the wife has never heard of Pele! - 'He was the greatest footballer in history Kathleen!'

When you just absolutely hate Christmas!

Morocco is Arab Kathleen not African!

It's time to forgive England Kathleen!!!

When you discover there's no alcohol for the World Cup

Now is your chance to have Farmer Michael shout at you personally! (See description)

Donald Trump is going to save the world Kathleen!

If Rishi Sunak was honest....and Irish

If Prime Ministers were honest

Garth Brooks is a chancer Kathleen!

When you hear Harry Styles is coming to Ireland

Every woman at a drive thru

The 1973 haka reminds me of a load of Irish auldfellas dancing at a wedding!

When she catches you looking at other women!

When you are utterly crushed by Kim and Pete's break up

Michael is back and so are Evernton!

When your team lose a big game!

RTE News talks to Michael Goggins - Ireland’s biggest Galway GAA fan

Galway are definitely going to win the All Ireland

When you learn to walk you have to learn to dance 💚

If the Pope was Irish and actually cared about humanity

The Boris Johnson resignation.....if he was Irish

Ever wanted a Farmer Michael Shout out?

Sure Armagh aren't even Irish. They wear orange and are from the UK!