Nielsen's 'completely made up' new security job.

GOP Won't Call It War While WWIII Looms?

DHS Successor is MMA Fighter & Plumber?

Imagine If Biden Had Allegations Like This...

Epstein Files Drop Coincides With Trump Prayer Session

Did Mike Pence Take A Job at Walmart?

Epstein Files Drop: Pastors Pray as DOJ Publishes Allegations

If Biden Faced This, Fox News Would Be Foam Palooza

The Dog Killing Passage That Distressed Senator Tillis

Did She Have Sex With Corey Lewandowski?

Questioned About Sex With Lewandowski

Colbert Reacts to Noem Firing: 'Domestic Terrorist'?

Noem Grilled: $220M Ads, Sex Rumors, and Killing Animals

The Hilarious Sound Effect for Shooting Yourself in the Balls

Noem Fired: Called a Terrorist, Then Immediately Backtracked

Noem's New Job: Special Envoy for the Shield of the America

White House Celebrates Noem's Firing

RFK Jr. Demands Dunkin' Prove Iced Coffee is Safe

When the Doorbell Rang at 8 PM Sunday Night

Every President's Family Served—Except One

The Night the Doorbell Rang for Decklin Cody

The Moment the Doorbell Rang for Decklin Cody's Family

I Just Really Wish I Got To Tell Him I Love Him

Killed in Trump's War: What Does That Make an IT Specialist?

The Trump family dodged the military, then started a war.

How Many More American Soldiers Will Die? (Why?)

Trump's Flawless Record Avoids Service, Until He Starts War

What Do You Call Soldiers Killed in HIS War?

How to Solve the Global Oil Crisis? Cool Whip Tubs.

When International News Becomes Eight-Year Segments

My Targeted Heat-Seeking Moisture Missile

The Smallest Possible Bite in Human History

The CEO of McDonald's Is Way Too Scared To Eat His Own Burger

The White House's 'War' Thesaurus & The Forbidden Word

Everyone Gets 15 Minutes As Ayatollah.

The Comb Over, Comb Under, and Comb Around Combo

The 4 Different Reasons They Gave For War

Epstein Said Hillary Clinton Was 'Prettier In Person'

Trump Demands to be WHCD Honoree, Gets Called Animal

Trump Declares Himself the WHCD Honoree

The 'Smell of War' Story Had a Dirty Ending

Trump to Female Reporters: Are You Stupid?

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Trump’s Transformation: Rash, Orange Skin, and Bad Hair

Kimmel Pitches Himself to Host Trump's WHCD

Supreme Leader Qualifications: Proficient in Excel

Commanders told troops Trump was sent by Jesus to start Armageddon

US could run out of bombs, comparing it to cheese