Futurama - This is the same toy surprise I got last time, I can't work under these conditions

Futurama - They got medals... / You might have needed me. Nope. But if I'd been ther- Nope.

Futurama - Name it and I'm there, you the man. Well, ok, let's go bowling. Nah.

Futurama - I'm the mayor's aide, table for two please. Ok then / I can't fail the mayor, not ever.

Futurama - Does he not know? He does not know. He knows not? Knows not does he.

Futurama - I did do the nasty in the pasty. Verily, and that past nastification is what shields you

Futurama - What's so evil about that? ... So they're trying to learn things? Those bastards!

Futurama - For quality carpets visit Kaplan's carpet warehouse

Futurama - Detecting trace amounts of mental activity, possibly a dead weasel or a cartoon viewer

Futurama - I hereby place an order for one cheese pizza. Name? I. C. Weiner.

Futurama - I don't care if you're not the most important person in the universe