Futurama - Interesting sidenote: As a head without a body, I envy the dead

Futurama - So you saying we can cook him?

Futurama - Large kickle, hold the tickle

Futurama - All our horses are 100% horse fed for that double horse juiced in goodness

Futurama - They can't just melt down broken robots, not right when they're kissing my ass

Futurama - Ocean madness is no excuse for ocean rudeness!

Futurama - Please don't stop playing Fry, I want to hear how it ends.

Futurama - Your music's bad and you should feel bad!

Futurama - What did you do to my nails? I cleaned them

Futurama - The use of words expressing something other than their literal intention : that is irony

Futurama - [Opera] Surgery in an opera? How wonderfully decadent

Futurama - I don't recall ever fighting Godzilla but that is so what I would've done

Futurama - Let's cavort like the Greeks of old. You know the ones I mean

Futurama - Forget it! You can't tempt me / Hmm, I forgot you can tempt me with things I want

Futurama - Delectable as dipping my bottom over and over into a bath of the silkiest oils and creams

Futurama - At last, you're becoming a crafty consumer! Hello? I'll take eight!

Futurama - These things are always touching me in places / Looks like I wasted a bus trip

Futurama - Fry you smelly idiot, I think he's willing to make a kind of deal with the devil with you

Futurama - You've come back for more eternal damnation. Nah this isn't a religious visit

Futurama - And by devil, I mean robot devil, and by metaphorically I mean get your coat

Futurama - You know what always cheers me up? Laughing at other people's misfortunes, hahaha!

Futurama - So musicians really Roger your Hammerstein huh / Pretty boy...

Futurama - How hard you say you had to hit him? Fairly hard

Futurama - Is it true that you're a robot? I prefer the term love machine.

Futurama - Isn't it time you gave up all hope of ever improving yourself in any way?

Futurama - I choose to not understand these signs

Futurama - Ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?

Futurama - I've gone too far, who does that guy think I am?

Futurama - There's something wrong with your story... Of course! You don't have friends!

Futurama - No sir, not us FARTers / Give a little credit to our public schools

Futurama - Such an act would be most uncomfortable for both of us!

Futurama - At our network, we love filth. Filthy rich that is. Being filthy rich that is!

Futurama - I don't even remember shooting this scene / Fire this felonious ham!

Futurama - I'm not familiar with the type of thing I'm seeing / I don't do two takes

Futurama - Stupid dumb coma, could've been british

Futurama - That was so terrible I think it gave me cancer

Futurama - Have you ever been on TV before? Once, when I took those hostages.

Futurama - Well I thought he was good but the audience seems to have turned on him

Futurama - You raised my hopes and dashed them quite expertly sir, bravo!

Futurama - That doesn't mean no one is coming or you two are total losers, who gave you that idea?

Futurama - Big piles of what I assume is talcum powder, it's quite a birthday party Calculon

Futurama - Let me get this straight, does anyone here not have amnesia?

Futurama - [Theme Alteration] Zoidberg, zoidberg, z-z-z-zoidberg

Futurama - I suppose it is technically possible, although I am already in my pyjamas

Futurama - Let me show you some of the different lengths of wire I used

Futurama - Heh, can we have some money? Oh my no

Futurama - I never meant to hurt you, just to destroy everything you ever believed in

Futurama - Bender, hurry, this fuel's expensive! Also, we're dying!

Futurama - I say the whole world must learn of our peaceful ways... By force!

Futurama - Why would you want to watch TV when you can watch a snail crawl for hours on end?

Futurama - Oh great, now I remember that word but I forget my wife's face

Futurama - [Cartridge Unit] Snappy Response

Futurama - Guess I'll do what I always do when I run out of booze / Hey, I should be mad at you

Futurama - Damn, one rock short of rescue

Futurama - Oh merciful Poseidon, take pity on this mechanical mariner. Curse you merciful Poseidon!

Futurama - An upgrade? But I thought we all agreed I was perfect. Fry didn't we agree I'm perfect?

Futurama - Hey I could've done that if you asked me. I asked you five minutes ago.

Futurama - Sorting a jar of pocket change / Uh, I never got the change. Heh, suckers.

Futurama - I get it! Ooohhh, now I get it!

Futurama - There's a robot scratching post, you should try it out Bender.