Pinkie Pie - YOU’VE KNOWN ME FOR YEARS!! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Pinkie Pie - Aw, that’s too bad. (Everypony laughs) Wait. That wasn’t even funny. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Starlight Glimmer - Go ahead. I’m gonna have a chat with these two. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Rarity - (Gallops off, crying) (READ DESCRIPTION)

Starlight Glimmer - A cutie mark camp IS a great idea. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Rainbow Dash - (Unimpressed) I found Pinkie’s page. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Starlight Glimmer - I'll judge a book by its cover just this once. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Rainbow Dash - Speaking of, somebody's popcorn kernels didn't get popped. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Spike - Ugh, you couldn't do this YESTERDAY?! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Spike - Well, I've got MY orders too from Princess Twi... Twi... Twilight...! (Sneezes)

Spike - Oh, no! Are those dragon-sneeze trees? (READ DESCRIPTION)

Spike - Just please stop singing before you wake the princess! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Spike - Not on my watch. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Spike - (Sighs) I guess everypony loves a princess. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Rainbow Dash - Uh, that is not the reaction I was expecting. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Sunburst - Oh, I’m no wizard. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Sunburst - Did you really travel through time? (READ DESCRIPTION)

Spike - Technically, she’s more of a student that a protégé. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Twilight Sparkle - Get back! All of you! This is MY book, and I’m gonna READ IT!! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Twilight Sparkle - GIVE ME THAT BOOK!! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Fluttershy - Keep away! (Throws the book to Applejack) (READ DESCRIPTION)

Fluttershy - Hey, Twilight. What’s soaking wet and clueless? (READ DESCRIPTION)

Twilight Sparkle - (Dryly) You're not going in without him, are you? (READ DESCRIPTION)

Pinkie Pie - Chocolate milk? I hate chocolate milk! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Rarity - (Hits Applejack with a flying kick) HI-YAH! Try it, punk. He's mine. All mine!

Sunburst - (Tears running from eyes) I’m not even a wizard at all! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Pinkie Pie - (After the "Spell of Relic Reconstitution" book gets destroyed) Oops.

Starlight Glimmer - Good choice! Not that you had one. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Starlight Glimmer - I... went with my gut? (READ DESCRIPTION)

Smolder - Everycreature out! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Ocellus - The Tree?! Where did you find it? (READ DESCRIPTION)

Gallus - Wow. I can’t believe we just got schooled by a yak. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Yona - (Growling, rearing up) QUIET!! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Gallus - Uh-oh. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Silverstream - Oh, no! Brown isn’t an Element of Harmony! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Pinkie Pie - I'm not the ruiner! I'm the ruin-ee! …or is it “ruin-ess”? (READ DESCRIPTION)

Rainbow Dash - I can't hold it! She's breaking up! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Rainbow Dash - Time to take out the adorable trash. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Twilight Sparkle - Where did THEY come from? (READ DESCRIPTION)

Rainbow Dash - (Annoyed) Pinkie Pie, you are so random.

Yona - That…look like rock, not Tree. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Sandbar - It already HAS a great story! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Trixie - Behold—the Magician’s Exit! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Trixie - Long song, huh? (READ DESCRIPTION)

Pinkie Pie - I'm not sure, but I think it’s “surf’s up”! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Rockhoof - Alley-oop! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Rockhoof - FIRE!! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Yona - M-Maybe friends listen to each other and make plan together? (READ DESCRIPTION)

Silverstream - Soooooo not. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Gallus - What? I like to be prepared. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Thorax - But she’s not a dragon. (Ocellus changes into one) You know what I mean. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Smolder - (Shrugging) Eh, I’ve heard worse suggestions. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Twilight Sparkle - Well, this is a surprise. Why are you all here so early? (READ DESCRIPTION)

Trixie - Let’s not antagonize the person with the all powerful mystery rock. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Trixie - What?!? The Great and Powerful Trixie is…annoyed and insulted! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Smolder - (Sourly) THAT’S your version of a bad dream? (READ DESCRIPTION)

Gallus - MAKE IT STOP!! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Silverstream - (Pointing offscreen) And that’s even weirder. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Twilight Sparkle - I’VE ALWAYS BEEN GOOD TO YOU, LIBRARY!! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Trixie - You really want to do this here, in the hallway, in front of everyone? (READ DESCRIPTION)

Sunset Shimmer - I don’t want your lunch money! I’m not mean! Got it? (Micro flees) I'M NOT MEAN!

Sassy Saddles - Rarity, we're running low on vermilion satin. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Spike - I’m not hiding from ponies. (Points upward) I’m hiding from THAT! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Spike - (Muffled, from within basket) YOU HAVE NO IDEA!! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Rarity - OH, DEAR! I’M TALKING EVEN LOUDER THAN I THOUGHT, AREN’T I? (READ DESCRIPTION)

Spike - (To full volume) I said, it’s EMBARRASSING!! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Pinkie Pie - HEY! IS THIS THE SHOUTING CLOSET?! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Smolder - It’s all part of growing up dragon. Congrats! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Spike - (To full volume) I said, leave ME ALONE!! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Spike - WAS I SHOUTING?! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Pinkie Pie - (Crying) (2) (READ DESCRIPTION)

Nightmare Moon - NOOOOO!! (The light spirals around her) NOOOOO!! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Spike - I said… (Full volume) …I DON’T KNOW!! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Pinkie Pie - I thought I was giving tours today. Guess not. Free day! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Spike - I don't know what happened! I just had a sudden case of— (Belches out fire) …indigestion.

Spike - (Screaming at the red stone scales forming on his face) (READ DESCRIPTION)

Rarity - Oh, precious pants, that DOES look uncomfortable. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Nightmare Moon - You're kidding. You're kidding, right? (READ DESCRIPTION)

Spike - Holy guacamole! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Twilight Sparkle - What?! The hydra WASN'T the doozy? (READ DESCRIPTION)

Twilight Sparkle - CHA-A-A-A-A-A-ARGE!!! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Starlight Glimmer - ENOUGH! (Switches Celestia and Luna's cutie marks) (READ DESCRIPTION)

Twilight Sparkle - What?! Are you crazy?! I mean, heh, you do whatever you think is best.

Princess Celestia - (Laughs) Oh, you really are a card! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Starlight Glimmer - She's your mentor. I think you might be biased. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Starlight Glimmer - Wow. Last night must've been really hard on her. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Twilight Sparkle - No! That's just crazy! Luna and Celestia would never fight. (Beat) Again.

Spike - I'm sure that's not why she looks... like that. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Rainbow Dash - See? I'd never leave my friends hangin'. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Rainbow Dash - What's with you and falling off cliffs today? (READ DESCRIPTION)

Twilight Sparkle - Oh, Rarity, your beautiful tail... (READ DESCRIPTION)

Steven Magnet - It's true, I'm HIDEOUS! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Diamond Tiara - These are the Cutie Mark Crusaders, and they are my friends! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Diamond Tiara - (Screaming in rage) (READ DESCRIPTION)

Diamond Tiara - (Inside the schoolhouse) WHAAAAAAAT?!?!? (READ DESCRIPTION)

Twilight Sparkle - And I will do everything in my power to bring that world back! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Rarity - I don't socialize with DRAGONS. I don't know anypony who would. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Starlight Glimmer - You've REALLY gotta work on your aim. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Twilight Sparkle - Lucky for you, there's more where that came from! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Maud Pie - (Deadpan) You had me at "petrified". (READ DESCRIPTION)

Maud Pie - (Deadpan) I have mixed feelings about it. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Maud Pie (Deadpan) - You got the "hunk" park right. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Maud Pie - (Deadpan) I didn't think I could love him any more. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Maud Pie - (Deadpan) I’m not leaving him. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Maud Pie - (Deadpan) Weren't we just here? (READ DESCRIPTION)

Trixie - The Great and Directionally Astute Trixie says we go left! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Trixie - The Great and Powerful Trixie fears no cluck! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Sunburst - RUUUUUN! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Maud Pie - (Deadpan) You complete me. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Maud Pie - (Deadpan) We can still have a party. A search party. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Maud Pie - (Deadpan) I should've known it couldn't last. Party perfection is more of a Pinkie thing.

Terramar - What kind of counselor turns away a student with a problem?! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Rarity - (Growls, turns red with anger) You, sir, are the most uncharming prince I have ever met!

Rarity - Ooh, I've never seen her like this! Look at the fire in her eyes! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Maud Pie - (Deadpan) Sorry. This is a private cavern. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Sunburst - (Touches Trixie's cake) Yow! Is this cake supposed to be so sharp? (READ DESCRIPTION)

Trixie - It's the one place I knew I could find you! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Silverstream - How would you describe a shower to creatures who live in water? (READ DESCRIPTION)

Spike - You're more than friends. (Tearing up) You're my family. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Spike - RUN AWAY!! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Rarity - BUT I'LL RIP YOU TO PIECES IF YOU TOUCH ONE SCALE ON HIS CUTE LITTLE HEAD!

Garble - No one says "no" to me. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Rarity - Oh, isn't he adorable when he waddles off in anger? (READ DESCRIPTION)

Rainbow Dash - One tough stain against one lame dragon! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Applejack - (Smugly) What do you think of THAT move, Rainbow Dash? Still think they're lame?

Pinkie Pie - Ahoy, mateys! Dragons, ho! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Fluttershy - I...said...NO!! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Fluttershy - There's nothing fun about dragons! Scary, yes! Fun, no! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Silverstream -🎵Hearth's Warming Eve is here once again!🎵

Smolder - All right. I guess pony holidays can't be that bad. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Sandbar - So it wasn’t Ocellus?! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Gallus - No... because I don't HAVE a family. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Gallus - I said, STOP FIGHTING! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Ocellus- But-but-but I HAVE to go home! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Silverstream - We’re never going home! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Sandbar - (In slow-motion) NO-O-O-O-O-O-O! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Yona - Happy Snilldar Fest! (Smashes water bucket) (READ DESCRIPTION)

Sandbar, Gallus, Smolder and Silverstream - You smash it. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Yona and family -🎵Yak song! Yak song! Not very long! Sing again! 🎵 (3x) (READ DESCRIPTION)

Gallus - So it's just about smashing stuff, like all your other holidays. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Changelings - 🎵 Carols, carols, carols, carols, caroooools 🎵 (READ DESCRIPTION)

Yona - Woo-hoo! Yak win! Yak best at cleaning! (RESD DESCRIPTION)

Twilight Sparkle - Now, if you did this, raise your hoof. Or claw. Or whatever. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Yona - Ugh! Yak not do this! Yona offended by accusation! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Rainbow Dash - MIGHT AS WELL GIVE UP, WHOEVER YOU ARE! WE GOT YA CORNERED! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Spike - I'm waiting! But in the meantime, I'm shaking! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Gallus - Two whole weeks without classes. How will Ocellus survive? (READ DESCRIPTION)

Yona - Not everycreature celebrate same way, you know. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Starlight Glimmer - Friendship lessons can happen anywhere. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Thorax - (Wiping a tear) Thank you. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Twilight Sparkle - True. But Starlight has a point. This is getting a little out of hand.

Thorax - Why do you think I would help YOU? I'm an "evil changeling"! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Spike - (Tearing up) Yeah. Me too. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Thorax - I'm so... (Hisses) ...sorry...! I can't... Can't (Hisses) ...stop! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Shining Armor - There's no such thing as a NICE changeling. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Thorax - (Hisses) Uh! S-Sorry! Kindness like that kind of brings it out. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Spike - (After Thorax saves him from falling) This is unexpected. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Spike - Just my imagination, I guess. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Spike - Okay, rock. How do I know you're really a rock? (READ DESCRIPTION)

Twilight Sparkle - He DID save the Empire. Twice. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Spike - (Deep voice) “Spike?" Who's "Spike"? (READ DESCRIPTION)

Maud Pie - Excuse me, you planted your pole on a fault line. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Pinkie Pie - (Slaps the magazine into Rarity’s face) READ IT! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Pinkie Pie - Shampoo? Wow! That explains why our manes are all so bouncy and soft!

Rarity - I'm preparing to shine from the inside out! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Fluttershy - I guess it's harder for her when SHE feels like the lemon. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Spike the Dragon - TWITCHY TAIL! Something's gonna fall, something's gonna fall! Run for your lives!

Rarity - Oh, come on! Can't anypony pretend it's not bad?! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Starlight Glimmer - Uh-uh. I think we can both say that's not a good option. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Rarity - More disastrous than this?! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Silver Medal - (Screams like a girl after seeing his mane disappear) (READ DESCRIPTION)

Rarity - "Messed up"? Does THIS look "messed up" to you?! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Rarity - N-Non-fabulous?! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Rarity - W-w-w-w-w-w-wait, there's, there's a chance?! You THINK?! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Rarity - Let's just say I understand why your shampoo hasn't made a splash in the marketplace.

Rarity - My mane feels lighter alrea— (Looks in the mirror and screams loudly) (READ DESCRIPTION)

Pinkie Pie - Ooh! Sudsy! (Giggles) (READ DESCRIPTION)

Zecora - There is one story I nearly forgot: of an Earth pony who needed to clean up her shop.

Rarity - Listen, spooky eyes! Why don't you take a picture?! It will last longer! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Pinkie Pie - Sorry. I guess my sneeze-versary was a little too sneeze-abratory. (Giggles nervously)

Pinkie Pie -🎵Happy Sneeze-iversary! (Sneezes out yellow silly string) Achoo! Achoo! Aaaaa-choo!🎵

Starlight Glimmer - Lucky for her, she's not alone! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Pinkie Pie - Flutterbat on the loose! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Rarity - That’s not Fluttershy. That’s FlutterBAT! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Pinkie Pie - Suspicious! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Rainbow Dash - Take that, you, you, you…scarecrow… (READ DESCRIPTION)

Fluttershy - (Turning into Flutterbat) That apple… it looks… so juicy… and sweet… (READ DESCRIPTION)

Pinkie Pie - (Sobs) That's the saddest story song I've ever heard! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Princess Cadance - And for good measure...! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Princess Cadance - Let go of MY sister-in-law! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Twilight Sparkle - Get your coils off my sister-in-law! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Twilight & Princess Cadance - (Screaming) (READ DESCRIPTION)

Rarity - Gotcha! (Flurry Heart teleports over her) Oh! Or not... (READ DESCRIPTION)

Spike - (Exhales) Uh, that's not dragon breath. It's freezing! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Shining Armor - Where'd she go?! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Trixie - He did it! He transformed! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Pharynx - Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself?!

Pharynx - Yeah, with the rest of the swarm! Not alone! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Starlight Glimmer - Or maybe not. (READ DESCRIPTION)

Starlight Glimmer - (Gasps) Then who's gonna stop the dread maulwurf I'm leading here?!