10:39
We Surprised You Guys With A New Cohost Live On Air!
The Bert Show
7:45
It’s Time For Abby To Plead The Fifth!
8:41
Abby Answered All Of Listener’s Uncomfortable Questions For Her!
6:18
Abby Shares Her Secret To Getting Free Dinner And Drinks!
5:20
Abby Blasts Body Shamers And Breaks Down An Issue She Had In Her Past
7:01
It’s Time To Crown The King Or Queen Of Bert Show Bad Accents!
17:16
Should Abby Take Kristin Or Her BROTHER To Taylor Swift?!
9:16
Can You Tell What This Screaming Swiftie Is Singing?!
5:40
We’re Writing Abby’s Dating Bingo Card!
9:17
Abby Gives Us An Update On Her Dating Bingo Card!
1:01
Did Abby’s Sorority Insult Her During Rush?!
10:34
Are The Women Of The Bert Show Being Insensitive To The Men?!
8:02
Abby Stepped Out Of Her Comfort Zone Big Time On Her Dating Bingo Card Date!
4:32
Abby Shares The Top 5 Do’s And Don’t’s Of Dating Apps!
7:00
Should Abby Go On A Date With A Polyamorous Dude?
6:37
Is She An A-Hole For Uninviting One Problematic Friend From Their Group Trip?
7:48
Abby Tried Edibles For The First Time Ever And Nothing Could Have Prepared Her!
5:30
This Might Be The Craziest Length Someone Ever Took To Avoid Their Ex!
7:09
Abby Completed Her Dating Bingo Card And Has Some Thoughts!
9:50
Abby Shares The Most UNHINGED Voice Prompts She’s Heard On Dating Apps!
6:51
Abby Is DONE Dating “Nice Guys” After Her Experience With One Dude!
7:20
Here Are The Most UNHINGED Voice Prompts We’ve Heard On Dating Apps!
6:27
Would You Sign Up For This Prison Dating Site?
8:11
Abby Shares The Most Unhinged Voice Prompts From FELONS!
6:26
Barbie Gave Abby An Existential Crisis!
6:53
Here Are The Most UNHINGED Dating App Voice Prompts From Kansas City!
9:30
Are You A Better Friend Than Abby Who Did *THIS* For A Friend?!
7:44
Should Abby Rat On The Married Men In Her DM’s?
5:58
Is Abby The Worst Maid Of Honor In The World?
5:37
Abby Isn’t Addicted To P*rn, She’s Just A NERD!
5:49
Her Husband Cheated On Her With Her DOULA!
9:20
If Abby’s Parents Die TODAY Who Gets Their Dog?!
5:52
Is She Too Old To Celebrate Her Birthday At Disney World?!
8:57
Kristin Wants To Find Abby A Man!
10:08
Kristin’s Matchmaking Mission For Abby Is NOT Going Well!
8:51
Is Abby An A*Hole For Not Inviting ALL Of Her Friends On This Trip?
12:21
Abby Faces The Contraction Contraption For Labor Day Weekend!
6:55
Her Ex Stole Her Car, Money, And DOG!
7:12
Abby Found The Best Of The Worst Voice Prompts On Hinge!
9:12
It’s The Taylor Swift Lyric Test!
8:13
Will Abby Redeem Herself In The Taylor Swift Game?!
5:45
Should Future Parents Have A Checklist Before They’re Allowed To Have Kids?!
6:16
Will This TikTok Theory Get Abby Hit On This Weekend?!
3:33
Abby Takes On Terror Trivia!
5:19
Someone Offered Abby 10 Bucks To Go On A Date With Him!
She Bought An Elderly Woman An Intimate Toy…For Charity!
4:02
Abby’s Got Some Fun Things Planned For Her Girl Squad!
5:18
If You're Single, You're Not Finding Love At A Wedding
5:16
Is Therapy Really Worth It?
7:47
Abby Got Into A Stranger's Car?!
5:34
Abby wants her family to STOP setting her up with guys to date
5:15
Abby is entering her Solo Era and has started experiencing the world by herself
5:55
The Best Things About Being Single
6:12
Unhinged: It’s not just the men who leave CRINGY voice prompts on dating apps. The ladies do it too!
5:14
Abby attends a gift exchange and received an "adult" toy?
8:43
Abby discusses canon events with her friends and turns out there is one they all have in common.
4:33
She Got Caught Talking To Cows
5:48
These Are The Craziest Things People Have Seen Stalking Their Crush Online!
5:11
Here’s Why You Should Be HAPPY You’re Single!
7:16
Did Abby set a record for how quickly you can get left on read by a guy?
One Of Us Got Called Out In Therapy Big Time!
7:11
How Do You Hit On Guys?
8:10
Is Abby’s Family Abandoning Her For The Holidays?!
8:06
Abby Got A Nose Job!
Break Up Break Down: He Cheated...With Her Mom?!
7:13
Abby's Got Major Therapy Goals
6:24
Do You Need New Friends?
5:25
Do You Regret Your Body Count?
These Dating Profiles Are... Unhinged
Abby Has Beef With A 70 Year Old
6:13
Abby Got Framed At The Gym!
13:59
She’s The Maid Of Honor But She Doesn’t Want To Go To The Wedding!
7:17
A Psychic Saw One Of Our Future Lovers In A Dream!
An Uber Tried To Call The Cops On One Of Us?!
9:54
Update: She’s The Maid Of Honor But She Doesn’t Want To Go To The Wedding!
5:17
She’s Worried A Relationship Would Brainwash Her!
How Many Times Can A Guy Cancel A Date Before You Call It Quits?
Is Her Cousin A Cool Bride Or Crazy Lax?!
Abby And Her Mom Are Doing Something They’ve Never Done Before!
Is Her Guy Friend Trying To Make Her “The Other Woman”?!
7:03
Is It A Bad Idea To Start A Relationship You Know Will Be Long Distance?
We’re Ready To Track Abby’s Hinge Date Down After He Did THIS!
10:46
Here’s Things You Should NEVER Say To Single People!
0:42
NEVER say this to single people!
4:13
Abby’s Celebrity Crush Called In To Wish Her A Happy Birthday!
7:05
Her Mother-In-Law Wants To Buy Her Lingerie For Her Wedding Night!
He Found If Out He’s A Father At A Waffle House?!
7:32
Can We Make Abby’s Celebrity Crush A Real Life Romance?!
8:49
We Wrote Fanfiction Shipping Abby & Her Celebrity Crush!
5:36
Have you heard of the Romeo and Juliet theory? Listen to Abby Murphy break it down!
Here’s Everything Future Grads Need To Do NOW To Prep For The Real World!
5:28
Swifties call THESE types of songs what?
5:31
Did Kristin just find Abby a French boyfriend?
2:37
Listen here for Abby's Met Gala DISS TRACK about the low effort beige outfits
9:22
Abby gets surprised by the hot French guy!
Abby has a list of reasons NOT to have kids!
6:57
What is more important in a relationship: Chemistry or Compatibility?
Abby Was NOT Expecting This Hot Guy To Call Her...From France!
6:20
Are Instagram Sugar Daddies Legit?
4:15
Is This The Most Chaotic College Acceptance Video Ever?
5:29
Does your man expect you to mother him?
5:27
She is dating a guys she really likes but wants to table the relationship for a few years!
6:42
Are These Dating Rules Meant To Be Broken?
5:44
Would You Be Cool With Your Bestie Dating Your Brother?!
4:20
Would You Attend Your Friend’s “Success Shower”?
5:42
Her Parents Dislike Her Boyfriend For A Super Petty Reason!
7:04
Is Abby’s Love Life Or Apartment Complex On Fire?! You Decide!
2:58
Does Abby’s Texting Habits Make Her A Bad Friend?
7:19
Our very own Bert Show Lady Whistledown is spilling all the tea!
5:47
Some things just sound sexier in a British accent and we prove the American accent isn't the same!
8:15
Abby Ran Into America’s Most Eligible Bachelor!
Did Abby Finally Get Accepted To This Exclusive Dating App?
12:49
Can Abby Beat Messy Mikey In A Lifting Competition?
Do You Agree With This Theory About Parents Who Dislike Their Kid’s Significant Others?
6:05
Her Boyfriend Slept With Her SISTER?!
6:15
Does Abby Have A Crush On Someone In Studio?! Listeners Think So!
Can You Create Closure Alone Or Do You Need Someone To Provide It For You?
4:27
Would You Accept An Apology From Your Middle School Bully?
10:11
Someone In Studio Is Starting To Question Their Faith!
12:30
Someone In Studio Wants To Be Shipped With Another Bert Show Member!
Abby Wrote Producer Rebecca Some Fanfiction…About Someone In Studio!
6:07
Abby Experienced Every Grown Woman’s Worst Nightmare In Public!
7:55
Will Kristin’s Love Spell Work For Abby?
8:45
How Do You Support Someone Who Is Dealing With Depression?
Should You Break Up With Someone So They Can Explore Their Sexuality?
7:56
We Share The Secrets To Sorority Rush!
She Got A Nasty DM From A Dude She Went On One Date With!
The Worst Thing That Can Happen After A Flight Happened To The Bert Show!
She Teamed Up With The Mistress To Humiliate Her Man At Work!
6:17
Abby’s Mom Thinks Her Dad Is Cheating On Her?!
4:50
Did Abby Get A Sign That She’s Meant To Be In Atlanta?
10:54
PT 1: Did Kristin Find Abby Her Soul Mate?
PT 2: Did Kristin Find Abby Her Soul Mate?
5:59
Do You Agree With Kristin’s Theory On Why Abby Can’t Find A Man?
6:47
Are Girl’s Trips Better With Complete Strangers?!
6:36
If We Find Abby A Man, We’ll Win A Prize!
0:38
She's Consulting A Psychic To Find Her Next Vacation Destination!
0:27
Someone In Studio Tried Taco Bell For The First Time Ever! #tacobell
5:51
Someone In Studio Ate Taco Bell For The First Time Ever!
She’s Terrified Of Getting Old After Her Grandfather Told Her THIS!
Is Abby Already Second-Guessing Flying To London Today?!
9:46
How Did Abby’s Date With London Boy Go Last Night?!
47:46
How Did Abby’s Date In London Go?
9:15
Abby Shares The Messages She’s Received From Women After Sharing Her London Story
Here’s How To Recognize When You’re Being Love Bombed
9:31
She Sold Photos Of Her Coworker’s Feet And Made HOW Much?!
6:32
It’s Time For A Corny Joke Off Battle…ROAST?!
How to have confidence without looking desperate?
4:29
She Changed One Thing On Her Dating App Profile And Men Started Swiping Right!
2:39
Someone In Studio Is Suddenly A Different Color!
These Are The Seven Deadly Sins Of Dating!
5:24
Can You Recognize These Celebrities By Their Body Hair?!
11:34
She Had A Breakdown Over Thanksgiving!
6:40
She Got A Nose Job A Year Ago TODAY! How Does She Feel?
6:08
She Unmatched With Him After Learning Where He Works!
6:25
Do We Need To Host An Intervention For Abby?!
7:06
She Shares How She Made Peace With Being Single This Season!
Here Are The Canon Events Everyone Must Go Through Before They Turn 30!
8:40
A Bert Show Video Is Going Viral For All The Wrong Reasons!
8:16
Abby Had The Crappiest Experience EVER In A Buc-cees Parking Lot?!
Family Meeting: Abby Is Adding To Her Family!
1:32
Abby Shares Her Complicated Feelings After Putting On A Bridesmaid Dress!
10:42
A Listener Called In To Hit On Abby Live On Air!
10:01
Update: Is It Harder Being A Man On A Dating App? Abby’s Gonna Find Out!
7:35
Ye Olde Gossip: Were The Founding Fathers The Original Real Housewives?
8:37
Plead The Fifth: Abby Is In The Hot Seat!
4:10
Ye Olde Gossip: Abby Breaks Down What A Bad-Ass Harriet Tubman Was!
10:27
She Ran Into Her Old Flame Who Stood Her Up Five Years Ago!
5:32
Should She Sue Her Apartment Complex For Emotional Distress?
Is it a mistake to buy a house solo or should you wait until you find your man?
6:34
She Tried To Plan Her Birthday Weekend And Caused Chaos!
8:25
A Guest On Her Podcast Forced Her To Face Her Complicated Feelings With Religion!
6:50
Why Did The Older Gentleman At The Bar Say THIS To Her?!
4:35
White People Need To STOP Doing This When They Have Kids!
10:18
She Skipped Therapy And Went To ChatGPT To Help Her Stop Spiraling!
11:38
The Real Aiden Turner Surprised Abby In Studio!
11:05
Abby Shares Her Complicated Feelings About Christianity After This Easter Weekend
Being Married Is The Most Dangerous Thing A Woman Can Do And We Have Evidence!
We Heard From Parents Who Confessed That They Have Favorite Children!
8:44
She Royally Screwed Up With A Friend And Wants To Publicly Apologize!
Is Her Next Girl’s Trip Destination DANGEROUS?
12:40
She’s Making Big Steps To Resolve Her Crisis Of Faith!
4:46
Did She Embarrass Herself In Front Of Her Boss’s Kid?!
4:38
The Musician She Made Out With Two Years Ago Wrote A Song About Her!
5:57
Are You A Bad Friend If You Consistently Drop Your Friends?
5:38
She Bribed Her Brother To Finally Propose To His Girlfriend!
10:21
Will God Listen After She Ignored Him For Two Years?
0:26
Will God listen to her after she ignored him for years?
Her Mom Shared A Sad Fact About The Stage Of Life Her Family Is In!
She said she would leave the show for a man? Find out why on this weeks Plead the Fifth!
10:59
Has She Heard From God Yet After Her First Week Trying To Reconnect With Religion?
4:53
She’s Feeling Herself After Getting The Special Treatment While Rubbing Shoulders With The Elite!
19:21
We’re Seeking A Sugar Daddy To Set Up With Abby!
2:49
Did Someone In Studio Accidentally Set Themselves Up With A Stalker?!
6:00
Have We Found Abby A Suitable Sugar Daddy?
7:33
She Doesn’t Need A Sugar Daddy After A Stranger Bought Her THIS!
9:45
Someone Took A Photo Of Her While She Was On A Blind Date?!
We’re Finding Her A Sugar Daddy With The Help Of The Sugar Baby Avengers!
Is She The “Boy Whisperer” After Coaching A Stranger To Approach Ladies In The Wild?
6:03
Is Someone In Studio Pressuring Their Brother To Propose?
