It’s Time For The Final Hot Guy Fantasy Lineup!

Bert Reads A DM He Received From A Listener About Kristin!

Stepping Into Psycho: She’s Seducing Her Ex’s Dad For Revenge!

Love On The Spectrum’s Connor Tomlinson Came In Studio To Congratulate Bert On His Retirement!

Someone In Studio Wrote The Worst Recommendation Letter EVER For Abby!

A Former Member Of The Bert Show Walked In Studio To Share His Favorite Bit!

The Personality Hires Have Beef With The Hosts Of The Bert Show!

Nobody Had A Crappier Day Than Cassie Yesterday!

Bert Show Flashback: One Direction Superfan And Intern Meredith Is Back In Studio!

Ditch Or Date Update: Her New Dude Lives With His EX!

The Bert Show’s Favorite Bits: Messy Mikey’s Career As A Soundcloud Rapper!

A Former Bert Show Member Called In To Surprise Bert!

Producer Jackson Keeps Getting Called An A-Hole By Strangers In Public!

Ditch Or Date: Her New Dude Lives With His EX!

Can We Find Her Love Lost And Found She Met Two Years Ago?!

What Company Would You Want To Sponsor Your Wedding?

Why Does Our Facebook Page Think Abby HATES Bert?

Texting Tutor Update: She Needs Our Help Breaking Up With Her Teen Daughter’s Boyfriend!

Cassie Shares The Signs She Received From The Other Side At Her Mom’s Funeral

Bert Reads Some Special DMs He’s Received About The Show That He Wants To Share!

Is She An A-Hole For Ignoring Her Friend At A Concert?

Can You Beat The Bert Show At This Spooky Season Horror Movie Game?

Is it rude to take the fancy chair at another persons house?

How is it even possible that she ACCIDENTALLY became a bridesmaid?

A former Bert Show member joins the show to reminisce!

Producer Rebecca Shares Her Full Circle Moment After Meeting Another Cancer Survivor!

People Are Sick Of Social Media Everywhere EXCEPT One Surprising Place!

Is Her Boyfriend Lying About Why He Broke Up With His Ex?

Bert Show Listeners Called In To Confess Why The Bert Show PISSED Them Off!

Should You Follow Your Dreams Even When You Don’t Have The Money To Back It Up?

Is The Bert Show Youth Group Cutting A Member?

There’s Tension In Studio Over These Two Pop Icons!

Update: She Wants To Force Her Boyfriend To Be Instagram Official!

Our Resident Swiftie Is Disappointed In The New Taylor Swift Album!

Producer Rebecca’s Relationship Is On The Line This Spooky Season!

The Reality Of Retirement Is Setting In For Bert!

Someone In Studio Realized They’re Never Having Kids After THIS Happened!

We’re Looking For 40 Women To Get Mammograms In Honor Of Cassie’s 40th Birthday!

She Accidentally Made A Mess In The Bathroom And Can’t Stop Thinking About It!

War Of The Roses Update: Can She Catch Her Sister’s Boyfriend Before He Proposes?

She Wants To Force Her Boyfriend To Be Instagram Official!

The Bert Show Shares How They REALLY Feel About The Show Ending!

PT 2: Our Producers Are Fighting Over Instagram Followers!

Someone In Studio Is Feeling Threatened By A New “Friendship”!

Bert Show Flashback: We Relive The Moment The Bert Show Announced Kristin As A Cohost!

Our Producers Are Fighting Over Instagram Followers!

She Had A Deep Conversation With Her Child About God!

We’re Going Through The Archive To Find The Juiciest Bits In Bert Show History!

War Of The Roses: Can She Catch Her Sister’s Boyfriend Before He Proposes?

Her Birthday Wish Might Save Your Life!

Is Abby’s Cat Too Fat?!

PT 2: The Fiancée Called In After Hearing Her Man’s Best Friend Make A Public Apology On Air!

Bert Forgot To Tell Someone That The Show Was Ending!

Ye Olde Gossip: Do You Know La Malinche?

She Wants To Apologize To Her Guy Best Friend’s Fiancée For Crossing A Line!

Bert Show Flashback: Here’s Why Bert Blew Off Mariah Carey!

Ye Olde Gossip: We Talk Frida Kahlo And Diego Rivera’s Affair!

She Shares The One Surprising Thing In Her Closet She Can’t Throw Away!

Should Non-Smokers Get More Time Off At Work?

She Tried On HOW Many Wedding Dresses Before She Said Yes?!