Sony Releases Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work

Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard

Newsroom : Warcraft Sequel Lets You Play A Character Playing Warcraft

Video Game Consists Solely Of Shooting People In Face

New Wearable Computer Also Sucks Your Dick

New Prius Helps Environment By Killing Its Owner

New Google Phone Service Whispers Targeted Ads Directly Into Users' Ears

New Apple Friend Bar Gives Customers Someone To Talk At About Mac Products

Internet Scam Alert: Most "Kickstarter" Projects Just Useless Crap

HP Offers 'That Cloud Thing Everyone Is Talking About'

Google Opt Out Feature Lets Users Protect Privacy By Moving To Remote Village

YouTube Contest Challenges Users To Make A 'Good' Video

Teens Migrating From Facebook To Comments Section Of Slow-Motion Deer Video

SPONSORED: Barbed Wire Industry Protests Negative Portrayal In 'Evil Within' Video Game

SPONSORED: New Wolfenstein Game Lets Players Choose Which Country Won WWII

SPONSORED: New Video Game's Second-Person Shooter Mode Features Someone Just Describing Game To You

New Facebook Feature Scans Profile To Pinpoint Exactly When Things Went Wrong

More Office Workers Switching To Fetal Position Desks

SPONSORED: Groundbreaking Video Game Lets Players Customize Characters' Genetic Code

Bored Scientists Now Just Sticking Random Things Into Large Hadron Collider

New Kindle Helps Readers Show Off By Shouting Title Of Book Loudly And Repeatedly

New Nike Running App Tells You What You’re Really Running From

SPONSORED: New Video Game ‘Horrifying’ For Anyone Who’s Never Experienced Terror Of Real Life

New Premium Uber Service Lets Users Commandeer Any Car

New App Lets You Work For Your Company Even While You Sleep

Study: Employees Happiest When Pretending To Work From Home

Scientists Continue Developing Alternative Energy Sources For Americans To Waste

Google Engineers Invent New Body Part To Strap Gadgets Onto

Study: Technology Making It Easier For Mankind To Get More Annoyed Than Ever