I want to be English when I grow up.

I once caught a fish that Elvis threw back.©

"Function, not frill"© - eardowel - circa mid '80s

"Eat my fuck!"© - eardowel - Oct '86

My favorite sentiment, penned by myself:
"I think of you when I step in shit."© - eardowel - circa 2002
(suitable for a greeting card)

"Kids and rocks go together like...kids and rocks."© - eardowel - circa 1999