Like everybody else, I am complex. Please don't judge me harshly. If you interacted with me on the street, you'd probably like me and wouldn't mind sharing a beverage of your choice with me. Although I have a sense of humor, I have a wonderful mate and I am extremely monogamous. If your are reading this because I pissed you off, I am sorry. If I pissed you off, you probably fall into one of two camps: 1) I disagreed with you and I attempted to voice my disagreement, while trying to maintain your dignity or 2) I have no idea why you're mad/angry/miffed and I am sorry for that. Chances are, I was trying to negotiate this weirdness of the on-line world and express my personality and humor, whilst trying to remain respectful without the benefit of facial cues and the sound of emotion.

Welcome to getting older; however, don't worry, blink twice and you will be my age and feel the pangs of social awkwardness.