Welcome to The Future!


Why hello there, I’m Matteo, and welcome to MatteoTheFuture. MatteoTheFuture Inc. is the company that makes these videos. Our subsidiaries like Stranded Studios make fun series in Google Slides like Wilson, Crab, Seagull, and Swimmer (WCSS for short). And Endless Enterprises makes sure the content keeps coming. (Note, these companies are not real, they’re just funny made up names to put on the series.)

Meet El Rata de Mañana (The Rat of Tomorrow) our channel mascot! Whether or not he’s me, or just a physical form of me in the universe of the series’ is very unclear.

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Make sure you watch out for MatteoThePast and MatteoTheModern.

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