I always have to get me some Vergina when I'm in Naples. What? Watch the video, smart-ass!

Alan gets revenge… on Russ.

I'd rather drive to Iowa than drive to the airport.

See if you can spot my bits of 'sarkasmos' as I walk around another Greek island. The Look.

You know that guy in the gym?? Yeah, THAT guy.

Ticked Off Vic: Why am I ticked off? I DON'T KNOW!!

This is the last time I book a room through HotelGAGA dot com.

Cooking for Dummies with Chef Vic — Grilled Chicken!! Cluck off!!

From Ronco… the Italian Broom!! But wait… there's more!!

So far we've visited Oikos, Chobani and Siggi. Whoops. Those are the yogurts we've had.

Rocky Eleventeen

Forget your troubles, come on get happy!!

Flying to Naples. No, not Italy. Florida. Oh well.

Too much time on my hands. But my feet are free as a bird!!

I can't stop my brain. Can you… stop my brain?

Our room is between Rogo and Nonnie. Don't worry. I know where the engine room is.

Wanna make your outdoor lighting more spectacular without spending money? Get high.

Vic's Viewpoint: Either do it or don't do it.

There's too much going on here. Just watch it. Try to keep up. Don't piss off Vito.

Peter Sellers made a movie called "The Party". This is not it.

There's hot and then there's hot. This is hotter!!

You heard of Zorba the Greek? I'm Zorba the Schmo!

Grampa is the pool boy… in Boca

Ticked Off Vic: PLEASE don't leave your kids or pets in the car.

God forbid I should have a rubber mallet. Or pay $75 for new paver tops. More cocktails!!!!!

Vacation.

Alan in Livoti's is like a blind person in an art gallery.

Greece is the word

The Alan Conversation

I think, therefore I yam.

What's going on here? We're doing a video and this guy's cat dies and then the Looks. What?

Southern Abeets. NO, Y'ALL!!!!

We have a mastodon in the neighborhood.

Like sand through concrete pavers… these are the days of our lives!

Happy 42 years of marriage, my sweet Magnolia Blossom!! Love, your Dumpling Boy.

You think Lucy is happy to be married to me for 42 years?

Me and Lu. 42. That rhymes. What great times. I did it again. Where’s my hen. Okay, I’ll stop.

The American Dream is still alive. Look at me.

I am me. Me do what me wants.

Russ got a new toy!!!!

I'm not sure what Alan is trying to say. Just don't shake his hand.

Vic's Viewpoint: Everything is a conspiracy. Asshats.

Why do my biggest fans basically have the same personality as serial killers?

Better eat all your food in this joint.

Happy Father's Day to all you Fathers!!

Dad Day. Pop Day. Sire Day. I'm trying to say it differently to stand out!!

I do things that end in "-scaping". Hair is a lot like vegetaish.

Ticked Off Vic: I give? I GIVE UP!!!

The Man Who Didn't Know Too Much

Noses have nothing to do with being nosy.

Ticked Off Vic: Rotten dooshbags

Being superstitious is such a joke. Friday the 13th is just another day.

It's nice to be nice to the nice. People.

Some PMs give me diarrhea.

Yardwork at my house is basically prison labor. Yeah, a prison where I'M the only inmate.

This is hilarious. Listen to the writing effort that went into this. Ahhh stick a sitar up your ass.

Vito and Hyman somewhere in Italia

Two Italians in a basement green room and no pic of Sinatra shaking hands with Jesus.

People, step back. What are we doing? What the hell is going on!!

If they were a TV cop team, they'd be "Angel and the Momo".