Karl Pilkington - Cuddle Time

Karl Pilkington - "So How Often A Week Are You Licking Shit?"

Karl Pilkington Floating About Like A Crisp Packet

Karl Pilkington - "Grow up! Stop messin' 'bout on 'ills!"

Karl Pilkington - "Chimp got it, chimp managed to do it. Why you ballsing it up?"

Karl Pilkington - Cannibals

Karl Pilkington - "Be the ugly one, look at the nice one."

Karl Pilkington - Knob & Bollocks On A Stick

Karl Pilkington - "I'm gonna be sick in your Japanese garden!"

Karl Pilkington - "Go to Mongolia!"

Karl Pilkington - "It's a mental language, It's like aliens."

Karl Pilkington - "There's a gorrila in the corner."

Karl Pilkington - "They'd rather live in me knob."