Another child was the Bastard of the Internet
It learned to eat
What went down its mouth
Catchphrases
and choke on them till they stopped wriggling
Catchphrases from its favorite youtubers
Catchphrases from its favorite youtubers' favorite movies
Catchphrases from its favorite youtubers favorite movies' favorite books
It all was eaten before us
It all slakes down our gullets
it all tastes like shit