I wish I had a genie in my closet, all I get are Bill Cosbies. I hate having to buy pudding for them every day.

"Gabe? What are you doing?" "Making a sequel a year after the first game" "It's 4 months after Left 4 Dead's release, why are you making a sequel?" "Because I've lost control of my company"

It costs $400, 000 to spank dat ass for 12 seconds.

Welcome to Super Castlevania IV. After 9 years in development, hopefully, it would have been worth the wait.

The few witnesses who had survived their encounter all agreed that it was beyond imaginable terror to watch the Engineer transform into a Vagineer.... seeing his mouth widen and twist downwards into a crude, gaping vagina, his nostrils flaring and flattening upwards, his cheekbones press into his eyes, the edges of his goggles protrude through his helmet. Though alive, however, none of the witnesses ever came back whole, physically and emotionally...


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