You’re waiting at home for a repairman but you’re dating a self-proclaimed “traditional man”

The “nice guy” cloud gazes with his pick me girl “best friend”

Those true crime stories where you have no sympathy for the victim

You make the mistake of staying at an “all-inclusive” resort

When you’re in public and mistakenly believe you’ve met a like-minded stranger

When you’re married to the eldest daughter and you have to compete with the baby sister

You get stuck talking to that older millennial who calls himself a “jack of all trades”

Deadbeat older boyfriend takes his younger girlfriend on vacation

You’re married to the astronomer CEO

You’re trying to enjoy a nature retreat but you meet an Average Redditor

Your man-child husband is on a boys trip but still calls to wish you a happy birthday

Those tax-funded congressional hearings that are an absolute clown 🤡 show

You’re visiting extended family and your nephew is the iPad kid grown up

You get stuck talking to that older millennial who calls himself a “jack of all trades”

Those congressional hearings that are a complete clown show

You’re a moderately attractive woman who works at a country club

You just got home after giving birth and your mother-in-law is over to “help”

You give a gift to one of those threateningly nice Europeans

You just had a baby and your mother-in-law was present for the birth

You decided to stay at a boutique hotel

Your boss in corporate hell thinks you’re getting a little too close to the clients

You just got back home from a stressful work trip and your husband was raised by a “boy mom”

You work with that one useless co-worker who makes your awful job even worse

How grandpas act toward granddaughters vs grandsons

You’re visiting New York but you’re dating an energy vampire

When the CEO who calls his company a “family” gets what he asks for

You’re visiting back home with your boyfriend but he’s an energy vampire

Pretending to have Tourette’s at work but ONLY toward your boss

You’re hanging out with your friend who is married to a 90-yr-old billionaire

Yesterday I learned about the Boston Massacre

You want to go to couples therapy but your husband was raised by a “boy mom”

Elon Musk asks his assistant for a favor on Father’s Day

The guy who thinks he’s the “personality hire” celebrates MEME-morial day 🤪

The BJJ Kid

Boomer trying to find a “halfway decent” restaurant to order takeout

You work in corporate hell and asked for a raise

You get dating advice from one of those threateningly nice Europeans

Those Senate hearings that accomplish absolutely nothing

That boomer who lives in your neighborhood for only part of the year

It’s Mother’s Day but your husband was raised by a “boy mom”

Your daughter’s creepy older boyfriend has overstayed his welcome at your home

You matched on Tinder with a self-proclaimed “traditional” man

You’re visiting Alaska and meet one of those white locals

Those congressional hearings that accomplish absolutely nothing

You’re neighbors with one of those threateningly nice Europeans

Elon returns to Tesla after DOGE

You rented a historic Airbnb but you’re dating an energy vampire

Your daughter is visiting and brought her self-proclaimed “traditional” boyfriend

You ask one of those threateningly nice Europeans for a favor

You’re staying at a friend’s house but you’re dating an energy vampire

That co-worker who answers a question by explaining everything you know already

You’re neighbors with one of those threateningly nice Europeans

You’re trying to sleep but you’re dating an energy vampire

You got a C in school and you’re visiting your divorced dad on the weekend

You’re dating an energy vampire

Elon talking to his therapist

When your friend said you could sleep over but didn’t ask their parents

You ask your husband to make your kids a snack but he was raised by a “boy mom”

Grimes asks Elon to see his kids on Easter

Paranoid boomer gets an Uber ride