These thoughts of mine
Must be a sign that I'm
"Hashtag Deep"
If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
Probably not
Have you ever accidentally peed on the toilet seat
Instead of on your girlfriend's face?
Me neither
Me neither!
Have you ever wrote a song note for note
And not a single note was out of place?
Duh! (Hold on)
The people in my life are like blades of grass
How? 'Cause they are all so grounded
But at least grass stays away from my butthole!
Art is a harlot
And I am her sassy urban friend
Mmm, bitch why you being so selfish?
If momma is right and the world is my oyster
Then I must have an allergy to shell
You don't know
How could you know?
If life makes you wish you were dead
Just put on a good movie, then promptly put a bullet in your head
Spend forever asleep
'Cause life pales in comparison to living the dream
Hashtag deep